Politics 101....

A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00. When the postal authorities received the letter to God, USA, they decided to send it to the President. The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read:

Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington, DC., and those assholes deducted $95.00 in taxes.

Posted by: Stevie at 09:06 PM

Comments

1 Of course, if a democrat were in office it would have been $99.

Posted by: Mad William Flint at March 15, 2004 12:57 AM (jRssG)

2 For some reason that made me crack up completely.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at March 15, 2004 12:11 PM (+S1Ft)

3 ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll bet that just was invented in Britain where there actually is (or, at least, was) a 95% top bracket!

Posted by: Tuning Spork at March 15, 2004 08:40 PM (PucHz)

4 Ooops. just = joke

Posted by: Tuning Spork at March 15, 2004 08:43 PM (PucHz)

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