You, computer, are a magnet...

And, I must be steel, because I cannot get the hell AWAY from you to get my shit done, damn it.
Two days, now, I've had a plan. A plan that's been shot to hell by you and your mystic glowing screen.
Yesterday, I had two emails I wanted to get out. I did that. Got 'em both done and then TRIED to do the dishes. But, nooooo. You can't leave me alone for 5 minutes, can ya?
"I need maintenence...RIGHT NOW! Or, I'm gonna keep popping up that stupid 'scan disk' shit all by myself."
Or...."How about if I just fall off-line for no apparent reason, especially if yer waiting for an IM?"
You, Mr. Pooter, are a pain right in my ass, sometimes.

Now...I NEED to get this house cleaned and dinner done and be ready for when David is ready, okay? Do ya THINK you can just sit here and DO NOTHING, no scan disking, no disconnecting, no dumb shit of any kind for a while? Hmmm?

Try it. Ya might like it, ya freakin' Pinhead.

If not...YOU can clean the damned house and I'll sit here with my thumb up my ass....Oh wait. I've BEEN doing that, haven't I? Well...you can either behave or clean while I watch, but you have to choose. One or the other. Because I can't be in two places at once and if you sooo do not want me washing dishes and cleaning and making dinner....
Ya know?

Now...un-mindmeld me and let me get my shit done, damn it.

Posted by: Stevie at 04:25 PM

Comments

1 I've tried to un-mindmeld from my 'puter. It didn't work. It has total control of me. Resistance is futile.

Posted by: Burnt Fuse at March 13, 2004 04:57 PM (TFvOY)

2 I can tell.
I'M STILL HERE!!!!!
Help!!!!
Send the cavalry...even if it doesn't help, it'd be cool to be surrounded by horses...lol.
Ohhh...better yet, make it Mounties...then I get horses and cute dudes in uniform.
Must. disconnect. from. this. thing.

Posted by: Stevie at March 13, 2004 05:00 PM (NeLxo)

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