What an... that goddamned... loser dickhead....

MotherFUCK, man.

I swear ta Gawd, I'm about to drive 150 miles, soley to go kick Bill Garges... WILLIAM HENRY GARGES, that is, straight in the balls... IF HE HAD ANY.

That stupid loser DICK.

I truly hope he loses every fuckin' dime, hence every other animal on that dying-assed "farm" of his.
I say "every other", because it's already to late for Rootbeer.

Bill-the Stupid Fuck killed the poor, scraggly, ancient, idiotic little thing.

Rootbeer was the "farm dog" back there.
He was old, ugly and kinda stupid.
The dog, not Bill, although he is, also... dick.

Anyway, stupid Rootbeer used to "chase cars".
More specifically, he tried to bite your tires.
Stupid fuckin' dog....

Anyway, he did this.
Bill KNEW THIS.

He never ONCE tried to contain Rootbeer.
He never ONCE tried to slow the FUCK DOWN or avoid the dog. Bill just drove on, la de fuckin' da and sure enough, Bill the Stupid Dick ran 'im over and killed him.

Wish he'd run the fuck over HIMSELF and do such a good job.

Poor stupid dog.

Dog was about 15 years old, too.
Faithful to the end companion to that asshole. Protector of the farm. I call 'im "stupid" because in all the time we lived there, that dumb dog ALWAYS barked at the 'Bird every time I passed him (mind you, not passed OVER-as in KILLED- him) in the driveway.

I used to just drone "Yeah, yeah, yadda, yadda... shut up DOOOOOG" out the window at him.

Bill the Dickhead LOSER asked me once why our dopey dog April always still barked upon seeing him or hearing his voice.
At the time I said, "I dunno. Why does your dumb dog still bark at my car?", to which he had no answer, naturally.
Loser.

Wanna know the truth?
Once she gets to know ya, April only ever barks at cruel, mean-intentioned people, the kind of people who'd kick at her (Jon) or were just cruelly stupid about animals (Bill).

I trust April's reactions to people better'n I do my own.
She KNOWS asshole when she hears, sees or senses it

THAT'S WHY SHE ALWAYS BARKED AT YOU, BILL THE LOSER DICKHEAD!!!!
She always knew what a fuckhead you are.
Same as Jon.
We both hated him, too....
She'd bark her head off at him the entire time he was infecting our space at all and I'd have to struggle to contain the compelling urge to projectile vomit at the sound, sight or smell of him.

I didn't have quite the same active, sparkley hatred for Bill... til now.
Fuckin' killed poor old Rootbeer....
Jerkoff.

Now do ya see why I'd not leave even ONE hair of one cat behind?
NOT ONE!!!! And, this is why.

Bill Garges... it's over, Dumbass.
You've been "over", done, since BEFORE Eric and I got there.
He tried his ASS OFF to save that farm for you.
You fought him every dollar of the way.
You're a danger to yourself, others and every goddamned, trapped animal you have there.
Sell them, turn them loose, give them away, just get those poor animals AWAY FROM YOU, before you kill them all through neglect, cheapness or just plain stupidity, the way I think you're gonna kill yourself. Can't do ANY of that soon enough, BILL, ya know?

Going by the way all of your adult "kids" act, most specifically Billy and Bob, and by the sad shape that farm is in and has been for years... you've always been a dick.
It's obvious.

Money, money, money... that's all that matters to you, ain't it?
Even to the point that you hurt your own family and animals.

Well, Dickhead.... tell ya what.
That tumor in your head... the one you won't get taken care of?
Just name it "Karma" and let it kill you.
Slowly and painfully, if that's how it has to work.

It's what you've earned being the way you are.

"That's the way we've done it for years..."

Yeah, and that's the way it's gonna kill you, that farm and every animal on it.

You first.
Then, MAYBE, the farm or ANY animal on it may have a chance.

Rootbeer... you deserved better.
Dog-dude, if I'd have had any idea... I'd have taken you, too.
I'm sorry you got no better ending than to be squashed by a dickhead in the back driveway.
Or... did you committ suicide?
Wouldn't surprise me much if ya did....
Still... not even you deserved that.
So, I am sorry.

Glad ya got outta there, though...

Now... to start looking into making some phone calls to make sure those other animals are safe from this scourge, this ASSHOLE.

Bill Garges shouldn't be allowed to have a PLANT, let alone a creature of any kind.

Loser.
Dickhead.

Thank you God, for getting us the FUCK outta there.
Just wish ya coulda let Storm come, too....

Poor fuckin' stupid old Rootbeer....

Posted by: Stevie at 01:30 PM

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