Investment advice (that actually makes sense)...
If you had bought $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would be worth $49.00 today.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
Now, if you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 5-cent deposit, you would have $112.00.
Based on the above, your best investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
This retirement program is called the 401-Keg.
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If you had bought $1,000 worth of Anheuser Busch stock...
1 year ago, it would be worth $1,164 today (+16%).
3 years ago, it would be worth $1,322 (+32%).
5 years ago, $1,515 today (+52%)
10 years ago, $5,028 (+403%)
If you had bought $1,000 worth of Anheuser Busch stock...
1 year ago, it would be worth $1,164 today (+16%).
3 years ago, it would be worth $1,322 (+32%).
5 years ago, $1,515 today (+52%)
10 years ago, $5,028 (+403%)
Posted by: Rob @ L&R at March 01, 2004 10:43 AM (rOi9m)
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