Yo, Lazyass...
What say we git off our ass today and GET SOMETHING CONSTRUCTIVE DONE?
Ya been here long enough now to have this place "done", yet... ya don't have this place anywhere CLOSE to "done".What's with the Matterhorn of clothes in the bathroom? Ya gonna WASH the fuckin' things, or are they destined to be some kinda "new age" friggin' CATBOX, 'cause ya KNOW they're gonna do that if'n ya don't git that shit washed and OFFA THE FLOOR!!!!! And... the dishes? Granted, the sink is kinda awkward and it sorta sucks that the dishwasher doesn't work, but... must the "manual" dishwasher not work too? What're ya? On a "sympathy strike", or somethin'? Ya bought the damned dish-drainer tray-thingy, so USE IT, YA NUMBNUTS!!!! WASH THE DAMNED DISHES, ALREADY!! And, yes... it IS nice that alla yer shit's unpacked, but MUST it be sittin' around on shit at random? Wouldn't it be muchos betters to have it WHERE IT FUCKIN' BELONGS?!?!? Or, are ya maybe planning to store potato chips on the window sill forever and leave the pictures in a pile in front of the fireplace and have shit sittin' ever'where for the rest of yer life?
And, no, it would NOT be easier..... Here's the deal....
Whatcha need to do is simple. Go shit, that's fine. BUT, while yer doin' that, get stoned. Kinda kill two birds with one... stone? Well, whatever. Get yer mind tuned. While yer up there, switch some wash around, how hard is that, fer fuck sake? Then, bring yer lazy ass back down here, find The Wall, insert CD, crank volume and just START. Ain't gonna get done lest ya START, right? No matter whatcha do or where ya go, do NOT leave or enter a room without something that belongs there or somewhere else. Put the shit AT LEAST in the room it goes in. Wash the damned dishes and PUT 'EM AWAY THIS TIME!!!! Then, after ya get the majority of that shit done, start in with the detail shit. Stick the pictures near where yer gonna hang 'em. Figure out the logistics of where the rest of the wall shit needs to be. Either put up the stupid (Christmas) lights, like you've been "gonna" for the last year or put 'em in the attic, just get the stupid basket offa the floor and outta the way. Same for those clusters of fake leaves. Use 'em or "lose" 'em.... You KNOW you can't stand living like this, so why are ya?
(I have no idea....) Bathroom, weed/The Wall, CLEAN. Simple.
Now.... GIT 'ER DONE!!!!!
(*siiigh* Pray for me, people. I seem to need all the he'p I kin git with this...)
There is one good thing to be said for being a lazy, TV watchin' shit.
I got to see my "other" Rob last night.E! ran the True Hollywood Story about Gia and, sure enough, there was Rob. It was great to "see" him, but it also made me choke when I heard his voice, his New Yawk-ese accent and his cadence... it actually made me miss "back East" for a minute. Yeah, my buddy Rob was on E! last night.
Cool, ain't it? Be cooler if he came out here. Speaking of which, George is supposed to be doing that very thing, if not today, then tomorrow, so I suppose I really should do something around here.
Like, maybe, move into the barn.... it's MUCH more organized. Yeah, I know.
Shaddap and go clean.
I'm gone....
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Just a quick test
Posted by: Light & Dark at October 17, 2005 03:40 AM (+Ds2b)
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