A slightly risque recipe...

HOW TO MAKE LOVE

Ingredients:

4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
4 Warm, soft, gentle hands
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
I Firm banana

Directions:

1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with two of the gentle hands.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well
creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with
nuts, leave to soak...length of time optional.
6. The cake is done when banana is soft.
If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

Notes:

l. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before
and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town.

Posted by: Stevie at 02:36 AM

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