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Dear Sirs,
I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, while at the same time getting our airline industry back on its feet.
Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women, we should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of
seeing a naked woman, and of course, every businessman in this
country would start flying again in hope of seeing a naked woman. We would have no more hijackings and the airline industry
would have record sales.
Now why didn't Bush think of this?
Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,
Bill Clinton

That is all...
*Found in email*

Posted by: Stevie at 02:29 AM

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