Awright! Questions!!!

I found these over at Dawn's, who found them over here.

1. WHAT TIME DID YOU GO TO BED LAST NIGHT?
About 8:30/9:00 this morning.

2. IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOURSELF WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Who my mother was.

3. PAPER OR PLASTIC?
Normally, plastic is fine. My cats like to play with the bags. If it's a lot of cans or heavy shit, both.

4. WHAT WAS THE LAST BOOK/MAGAZINE YOU READ?
I'm currently reading four books...all 'again'. They are "Fatal Justice: Reinvestigating the MacDonald murders", "Country Confidential", " Manson: In His Own Words" and "Deadly Relations: A True Story of Murder in a Suburban Family".

5. A TV SHOW YOU CAN’T STAND TO WATCH?
Wrestling. Vince McMahon should get face cancer and live.

6. WHAT DID YOU EAT FOR LUNCH TODAY?
Nothing yet. I haven't been awake long enough to be hungry.

7. DO YOU LIKE TO BE SURPRISED?
Surprised by nice things, yeah. Horrified and shocked by life as usual...no.

8. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR TOOTHBRUSH?
White and dark blue.

9. WHAT BRAND OF DEODORANT DO YOU WEAR?
Old Spice High Endurance Pure Sport. Women's shit is too...foo-foo. And, it usually stinks.

10. YOUR FAVORITE STORE TO SHOP?
Walden Books or the Bourbon Street food place in the Court at Deptford Mall.

11. WINTER, SPRING, SUMMER OR FALL?
Spring. It should never, ever be anything, EVER, except spring.

12. FAVORITE DESSERT?
Cheesecake with strawberry jelly on it is good, but I don't usually 'do' dessert.

13. WHICH ONE WOULD YOU PREFER - MAID OR PERSONAL CHEF?
Agador from "The Birdcage". I'll also take one Armand and two Alberts. I friggin' love that movie and those people.

14. FAVORITE CANDY?
Reese's Peanut Butter cups.

15. REGULAR OR DECAF?
Let me answer that question with a question....WHY DOES DECAF EVEN EXIST!?! The only thing stupider than that is non-alcoholic beer. What IS the fuckin' point? Folgers...everytime...regular, normal Folgers, in copious amounts.

16. FAVORITE RESTAURANT?
McDonalds.

17. CHARACTERISTICS YOU MOST ADMIRE?
The one most people can't handle...brutal honesty. Because in reality, lies are much more brutal than any truths.

18. FAVORITE HOLIDAY?
Easter, because I love those dumb Cadbury commercials with the Barry White rabbit with the DEEEP voice "Bawk, bawk" and because SPRING is close then.

19. FAVORITE TIME OF DAY?
Night...when the rest of the world goes the fuck away for a while.

20. FRUIT OR FRUIT SMOOTHIE?
Plain fruit. I've dated enough 'fruit smoothies" (emphasis on 'smoothie') in my life, thanks.

21. HOW MANY RINGS ARE YOU WEARING?
One. It's the twin to the one Eric wears. They're Irish wedding bands.

22. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR MEAT PREPARED?
If yer talkin' steak, just scrape the hair off and run it thru a warm room. Everything else, hamburger, chicken and shit...well done.

23. WHAT WAS THE LAST CARD YOU SENT SOMEONE?
The last FIVE were yesterday...Eric's Valentines cards.

24. WHAT RADIO STATION IS ON WHERE YOU ARE RIGHT NOW?
None. The movie "Duel" is playing. But, if I were listening to the radio, it'd be a Classic Rock station.

25. ONION RINGS OR FRENCH FRIES?
Either, or both. Only one? French fries with tons of ketchup. Or Russian dressing...now that's goooood.

26. DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY CARDS OR BOARD GAMES?
Both, but I never get to.

27. NAILS POLISHED OR UNPOLISHED?
Please. I go thru the bullshit to sculpt my own nails, but I don't have time or a cushy enough life to be paintin' 'em. Even if I did, it'd get all smudged and scraped off before it was even dry. And, I have never and WILL never paint toenails. My mom did that and, frankly, I think it looks totally stupid. Just proves how fucked in the head women really are. Believe me, NOBODY cares about that shit...except YOU. Jesus. That's being just a tad bit too self-involved for me. I'd rather use that time for something good...like doing something for Eric, ya know?

28. DO YOU LIKE NUTS ON YOUR SUNDAES?
Depends on whose they are.

29. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SODA?
Mountain Dew. I don't even know why other kinds exist. Mountain Dew is da shit.

30. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH ON TV?
Equestrian stuff or dog agility stuff only. You know...the kind with minimal human involvement. Even that I hafta mute because of the brain-dead announcers...sheesh. I used to like to watch hockey, til the Flyers fucked it all up by trading Dave Schultz. Now, I wouldn't look if they were playing in the driveway. Dorks.

Well, damn. Is that it? Hell. This is fun. I could answer questions like this all day long. In fact, the only questions I will never answer again without a lawyer present are those asked by people with guns and a badge. That's never fun and it never comes to any good end, either.
You have the absolute right to remain silent and with those people, that IS the best (only, really) course of action.

(Oh my Gawd...there goes the truck and car over the cliff. The noises this thing makes give me goosebumps. It's sounds like the truck is PISSED because it lost...Jeezus. Steven Spielberg is a friggin' genius. Hmm. Think I'll throw JAWS in next, maybe....)
Which reminds me of a question I never have gotten an answer to...Why is it, everytime there's a 'bad' truck on the road on TV, it's always a Peterbilt? This movie, some stupid commercial against double and triple-trailers, Pet Sematary...it's endless and it's always a Pete. That is such bullshit. Pete's are the best damn trucks there are.

Oh, oh...a truck joke...What do ya get when ya cross a Peterbilt, a Kenworth and a Freightshaker? A peter worth shakin'. (Still, ya do it more than three times....heh, heh, heh...)

Okay...I'm outta here.
For now.
Peace

(No, I still haven't found the kitten, damn it ta hell...)

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