Men....
Ya gotta love 'em.
If ya didn't, you'd either be driven insane or beat the hell outta one.
Sometimes they say most astounding things. The kinda things that make you turn and just look at 'em, with eyes slitted, mouth open and brain whirring....
Like this guy.
I know this by the signs. He either has a completely blank look on his face when I'm done, doesn't hear a question, or he just jumps right into the middle of what I'm saying and says something totally off-topic.
With the 'blank-face effect', I know what to do. I just ask him a coupla questions to see if he heard any of it. Then, did he comprehend any of it. (Believe it or not, that IS two different things...still. It does NOT end with the advent of adulthood. At least not for guys, anyway.)
As annoying as this can be, sometimes Eric adds a lil twist that changes everything...like yesterday.
I was saying some stupid shit...Hell, I can't even remember what it was because of what he said...I think it was something about the Firebird....anyhow, he not only wasn't listening to me and interrupted me with a completely off-the-wall statement...it was the statement itself that just floored me. I mean, it's a goooood thing I know him as well as I do...
He said (keep in mind, I'm talking CARS with a GUY)...and I quote: "Hey....I just found a gross group that reminds me of you...." I had so many looks of confusion and consternation cross my face in the space of those first thirty seconds.... (me)
"Do what?"
"You interrupted me (again) to say THAT?!"
"Are you high?" While he's busy swallowing his face over there, let me explain...he loves those Yahoo groups. The more strange they are the better. So, he found this one that made him remember my spit-phobia and felt compelled to share that with me at that precise moment. Why, I still don't know....*shaking head and laughing* He stuttered for about 17 minutes straight, turned shades of red I've never seen in nature and backpeddled like a mo-fackey tryin' to 'fix' this one....it was fuckin' funny, man...(rotflmao again) "I...you...They...But, but, but....See, it....shit, man...What I meant...You...But....sigh....." He is sooo good at bein' too cute to be pissed at.... Men.
Ya just gotta love 'em.
(Right?)
(lmao) Peace.
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It's a clever self-defence mechanism, see. Like babies. They can be cute to make up for the fact that when they're "behaving normally" you really want to just run them through with a spit, start a fire and get the BBQ sauce.
With men it's pretty much the same thing.
With men it's pretty much the same thing.
Posted by: Mad William Flint at February 10, 2004 10:53 AM (jRssG)
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lmao...
Exactly.
Exactly.
Posted by: Stevie at February 10, 2004 10:56 AM (kJRP1)
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