An ode to Bill*....

(*Whom needs to, maybe, change his name or something because it's really confusing around here for me to be saying "Oooh, I wanna punch Bill sooo bad. No, not that Bill...this Bill" and shit, ya know?)
Aaaanyway...
Here it is..I originally wrote this is his comments. But, since I wrote it and I like it, I decided to share it with y'all....

Farts

Farts, farts, they're good for yer blog.
Better than Reynolds' puppy-nog.
The more ya fart, the more ya post,
While turning yer chair cushion into toast.

Now, I ask you...Is that not poetic genius? It's even in the cadence of that 'Beans, beans' thing.

Forty-three (at last count) comments on one post...about farting.
Now, this is the Bill I knew from day one. It's nice to see him back in form.

Hey, Windrider...Do you do 'professional' interventions? If you do, I think I know somebody else.....

I'm outta here.
Peace.
(43 comments about farting...unbelieveable...*muttering and shaking head in amazement*)


Posted by: Stevie at 04:25 AM

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