Now for something completely stupid...

"Hi, I'm a brain dead dipshit. Will you waste about 15 minutes of your life trying to get a point across to me plssss?"

italian_italian: hey cool screen name
italian_italian: how r u
srv200163: Okay...you?
italian_italian: ok
italian_italian: where in bucks county
italian_italian: i am new to this
italian_italian: i just got a cam u
srv200163: Yeah, but it's not on...or ready.
italian_italian: sending u my cam
italian_italian: i hope u like
italian_italian: can u see me??
srv200163: Yeah...it's a little high, so it cuts off your chin, but yeah...
italian_italian: can u plss send ur cam plsss
srv200163: I haven't run the disc for it yet...just got it...
italian_italian: can u run it plsssss
italian_italian: (smiley)
srv200163: It's mostly just to show off animals, anyway....
italian_italian: plssss
italian_italian: (smiley)
srv200163: Cats, dogs, rabbits, etc.
italian_italian: fine
italian_italian: pls turn on cam
srv200163: Plus, it's darker than hell itself in here and wouldn't have a very good picture.
italian_italian: soo plsss
italian_italian: send
srv200163: It's aimed at the wall. I swear it is. Mounted and aimed at the back of the computer to catch the cats sleeping there.
italian_italian: ok send cam pls
italian_italian: lol
italian_italian: ok send cam pls
srv200163: So, where in Bucks are you?
italian_italian: Actualy King of Prussia
italian_italian: can u turn on ur cam pls
srv200163: why? there's nothing there.
italian_italian: plsss
italian_italian: (smiley)
srv200163: Why is this so important?
srv200163: I don't get it.
srv200163: (Besides, I'm about a hundred years older'n you..)
italian_italian: cause ur a hottie
italian_italian: plsss
srv200163: Yes, but....my looks and the camera have nothing to do with each other, Dear. I do not do cam crap.
srv200163: Ever.
srv200163: Even once
srv200163: At all.
srv200163: never.
srv200163: no.
italian_italian: ok
italian_italian: send it pls
srv200163: All I ever do is show cats.
srv200163: I am going to beat my head on the desk now.
italian_italian: ok
italian_italian: show me then
srv200163: Glad I've got yer permission.
italian_italian: lol
srv200163: Can you say anything except 'turn on the cam plllsss'?
srv200163: Just wonderin'...
italian_italian: ur a hottie
italian_italian: lol
srv200163: Yeah. Ya already said that
italian_italian: i am very well hung
italian_italian: lol
srv200163: Oh wonderful.
srv200163: Did I ask ya that?
italian_italian: lol
italian_italian: hung like a horse
srv200163: Did you not read my profile?
italian_italian: lol
srv200163: Happy for ya.
srv200163: Don't rightly give a damn though.
srv200163: READ MY PROFILE.
srv200163: I HAVE one of those....attached to my fiancee...okay?
srv200163: If I wanna discuss winkies, I'll go talk to him.
srv200163: Every single time.
srv200163: Got it?
italian_italian: i am 10 inches
srv200163: So?
srv200163: I'm 5' 8"
srv200163: Next?
italian_italian: 6 foot
srv200163: And?
srv200163: I'm not trying to be nasty here, but you don't seem to get it.
italian_italian: i am italian
srv200163: No shit. I kinda guessed that.
srv200163: Yer screen name gave it away.
italian_italian: can u see me??
srv200163: Yeeees.
srv200163: If you stand up or get gross yer gone
(Of course he stands up and reaches for his zipper...)
srv200163: Bye.
(Ignore user)

I only wish I was making this up.
Jesus.

Posted by: Stevie at 02:53 AM

Comments

1 Some people are just dumber than plants.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 24, 2004 08:46 AM (jtW2s)

2 True...but I think this dude was dumber than the dirt the plants are in....lol.

Posted by: Stevie at January 24, 2004 09:39 AM (9PZMa)

3 That's why tigers eat there young.

Posted by: Jeff at January 24, 2004 10:47 AM (4n3u7)

4 OMG, LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

If it were me, I would have stood up, turned around, dropped my pants and given him a nice close up of my butthole.

But that's just me...

I am SO linking this post...*snort*

Posted by: Burnt Fuse at January 26, 2004 04:13 PM (TFvOY)

5 Jane... so what's your screenname? *snicker*
just kidding.

Posted by: ac at January 26, 2004 06:04 PM (KptXB)

6 wait, are you even sure he's italian?

Posted by: mikey at January 26, 2004 06:55 PM (tem2T)

7 Well, he said he was...I just removed a letter from his screen name to be on the safe side...that's what he called himself.

Posted by: Stevie at January 26, 2004 07:01 PM (b4WVs)

8 So am I to assume that I you won't turn your webcam on for me??? DAMN IT! LOL

Some people..he/she has a natural gift for stupidity. LOL

Posted by: Asherah at January 27, 2004 12:19 PM (eCBIF)

9 Make it a he. Obviously, I have a natural gift for stupidity today as well. LOL. WTF was *I* thinkin?

Posted by: Asherah at January 27, 2004 12:21 PM (eCBIF)

10 No,no,no...don't apologize...You have great timing, actually.
I was just giggling over your first comment, when the second one came in and cracked me up even more.
That and the aspirin was exactly what I needed after my last post...lol.

Posted by: Stevie at January 27, 2004 12:26 PM (BnPHq)

11 OMG I think I chatted with that guy. Infact I think I chatted with hundreds of those guys. Ahhh, such is life on the internet.
One thing I can't figure out...do you think english is his second language or was he writing with one hand? Those choppy sentences always make me suspicious.

Posted by: law at January 27, 2004 02:05 PM (AqbrP)

12 Hey! Wasamatta for you? You no a wanna see my pee-pee? Itsa very nicea pee-pee, I come and a show you and we maka nice-a-nice. I maka the love to you and then we hava the bambino, mucho, mucho bambinos and then we eat.

You come, I show you the pee-pee, you fogetabout this other boy, then you make the pasta. OK?

Posted by: Antonio at January 28, 2004 02:35 PM (ArV0n)

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