Well, okay, but...
I've always found horses to be much more reliable.
(Headline found on Yahoo Homepage) Turkey Warns of Internal Fighting in Iraq I don't suppose getting information about Iraq from turkeys is any worse than the 'bird-brains' we've been getting (and ignoring) it from so far. Never listen to a cow, though. They pass on gossip like gospel. Pigs know their shit, but don't mouth off about it and chickens...well, chickens are cool, but much to self-involved to worry about politics. Sheep just go along with what the majority of the larger animals say. Goats couldn't care less one way or the other.Dogs and cats are above it all. Rabbits are too timid to voice opinions, but if they ever pulled themsleves together, by their sheer numbers, we'd be in deep (rabbit) shit.
Rats and birds think it's all shit to begin with and laugh at us for taking it (and ourselves) so seriously. So, maybe turkeys are the best source of info that would stoop to working with our idiotic government.
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Monkeys stand for honesty, but giraffes are insincere.
Posted by: srah at January 17, 2004 11:17 AM (xSbuQ)
Posted by: pam at January 17, 2004 07:30 PM (i3ieL)
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