Speaking of vacuum cleaners...
(And, yeah, we were...in the comments)
The vacuum I have now is an ass-kickin' lil thang. It's a Eureka Rally. I got it at Wal-Mart and it was only $50. It does this whole house with one bag, even when the floors are at their worst...straw bits, scattered litter, dog kibble crumbs, animal hair, wood chips, parakeet flingings (including, but not limited to: seeds and feathers), those little zig-zaggy strips of dried 'mud' that come out of the tread of barn boots, screws, loose change...you name it, I've sucked it up with that thing.
The absolute only problem I have with it is the empty-headed dillholes at Wal-Mart who cannot seem to figure out how to keep the bags in stock. How friggin hard can it be to write the letter "T" on the order form?
Apparently it's impossible.
When they first didn't have any, I cleaned out the one I had.
479 times.
Then, I got mad and took the one out of the display model. This last time we went there, I took a chance and looked for the "T"-style bags. EUREKA!!! (Now I know why they call these vacuums that...) They had two packs. I immediately turned into Daffy Duck "MINE!!!! They're mine...allll mine. I'm rich, I'm rich...Mine, mine, mine!!!"
I got to the cart and noticed one pack was open and one of the three bags was gone.
Ya know what? I didn't give a shit. I bought both packs without a word.
I figured we were even.
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