Two things...

That are completely retarded, nonetheless kinda cool.
Wearing a long flannel nightgown and, when yer chilly, standing over top of a heat vent when the heater comes on. And, being cold, then laying down in a warm water bed...same thing, more or less.
Reaching out in front of myself, making a cup of coffe or typing or something and seeing (This is gonna sound sooo stupid....lol)...seeing my hair laying on my upper arms and noticing that it's long enough to damn near reach my elbows. Another hair related thing (or two, since I'm on this subject)...
It's also cool when your hair finally gets long enough that when you sit back in a chair, you need to lean forward to be able to get off your hair so you can move your head. Or when you're on an ambulance squad and, while you're running a stretcher to the open door of a LifeFlight chopper, some guy stops you just long enough to slap his helmet on your head and yell to ya to "Keep this on under those blades!" Then, he explains a few minutes later that your hair is long enough to get sucked up into the blades and mess up your weekend. Oh. Wow. (Cool...) (And, actually it's longer now than it was then...)
I want it to the floor. I'll settle for my butt, though. The longer, the better. For guys, too. (Gawd...don't even let me get started on men and hair again...or Bret Hart, for that matter.)
Anyhow, if the reason to stay alive, no matter how stupid it seems, is to find a whole mess of little things that are good, as opposed to waitng to win the lottery, I think this kinda shit qualifies.
As I stumble across these cool little things, I'm gonna at least mention, if not explain, them here. Then, when the tarpit that is depression gets too deep again, either I can re-read them, or y'all can use 'em to leverage me out...just c&p 'em in the comments....lol.
Got the movie "Clueless" on now. I've got it not only on the tape I made offa HBO, but the commercial video, too. Sometimes, I feel like one of the world's oldest teenagers, I swear.
Of course, I do like Cher's step-brother Josh the most. That guy is currently Phoebe's boyfriend on 'Friends', btw.
I'd have a hard time trying to choose between him and Travis Birkenstock, actually.

Posted by: Stevie at 02:20 AM

Comments

1 I definitely half-miss my hair. It felt wonderful, but I looked like I was 25 years out of time. Still though... wish I could find a picture of it back when it was down to my ass. But then again, perhaps it's best that I can't.

Posted by: Mad William Flint at January 16, 2004 11:47 AM (jRssG)

2 If ya do find it, I wanna see it!!! I promise to keep my 'hair-length envy' capped...

Posted by: Stevie at January 16, 2004 10:38 PM (b4WVs)

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