I Confess... It's Me
Let me make things easy for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi.
I funded all the opposition to the Ground Zero Mosque. Contributions sent to my Paypal account, along with Adsense revenue from this blog, are the cash cows that have bribed almost 3 of every 4 Americans into oppressing the freedom of this aggrieved Muslim minority (those sources also fund my eBay purchases... but don't let my wife know). Now that I have taken responsibility for my actions, Madam Speaker, I invite you to now move on to pressing charges against me and suggesting a suitable sentence for what I have done. [idea for taking credit shamelessly stolen from fgmorley in the comments of this previous post.]
Posted by: Confederate Yankee at 12:14 PM
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