I Confess... It's Me

Let me make things easy for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi.

I funded all the opposition to the Ground Zero Mosque.

Contributions sent to my Paypal account, along with Adsense revenue from this blog, are the cash cows that have bribed almost 3 of every 4 Americans into oppressing the freedom of this aggrieved Muslim minority (those sources also fund my eBay purchases... but don't let my wife know).

Now that I have taken responsibility for my actions, Madam Speaker, I invite you to now move on to pressing charges against me and suggesting a suitable sentence for what I have done.

[idea for taking credit shamelessly stolen from fgmorley in the comments of this previous post.]

Posted by: Confederate Yankee at 12:14 PM

Comments

1 Methinks the only crime committed is stealing the original idea from commenter fgmorley in the previous post :-P

Posted by: Diogenes Online at August 18, 2010 12:17 PM (2MrBP)

2 No, I am the one behind the funding of the entire anti-GZM movement. Just tryin' to put America back to work.

(I'm 2 protestors-on-the-payroll away from having to provide healthcare.)

Posted by: Mjdzfun at August 18, 2010 12:51 PM (DM6DH)

3 too late! i called her office last night, giving my RL contact info, and demanded to be interviewed regarding my dastardly, but cunning, plan.

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Posted by: redc1c4 at August 18, 2010 03:17 PM (d1FhN)

4 No! *I* am Spartacus!

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5 But -- but -- but where does that leave my Swiss bank account withdrawals?

Posted by: Bleepless at August 18, 2010 06:00 PM (sRxdX)

6 My policies have saved or created 8 million mosque opponents.

Posted by: Teh Messiah, O'Bummer at August 18, 2010 06:34 PM (xq7pr)

7 Uh-uh, Confederate Yankee, quit taking credit for MY work.

I AM SPARTACUS!

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