Typhoid Barry
Hide your children, shutter your windows, and lock your doors, America.
Hope and change could be coming to a bitter and clingy neighborhood near you. At any moment, Barack Obama could suddenly show up in your yard and put you on the spot where you feel compelled to ask him a question. If—God forbid—he offers up an answer that reveals a disturbing aspect of his political agenda, your life is over. We've now seen this take place in the life of Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher, known to the world as "Joe the Plumber." Joe has become a cautionary tale of what happens when you allow Barack Obama to reveal himself. Joe was playing football at home with his son when Barack Obama suddenly appeared, and then ruined Joe's life by answering a simple question about taxes with an answer about how those who chase the American Dream should be required to "spread the wealth around."
Posted by: Confederate Yankee at 08:07 AM
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Posted by: Jayne Cobb at October 17, 2008 08:13 AM (/j9KS)
"The power of the Executive to cast a man into prison without formulating any charge known to the law, and particularly to deny him the judgment of his peers, is in the highest degree odious and is the foundation of all totalitarian government whether Nazi or Communist."
- Sir Winston Churchill
"Every member of the society spies on the rest, and it is his duty to inform against them. All are slaves and equal in their slavery... The great thing about it is equality... Slaves are bound to be equal."
- Fyodor Dostoyevsky
"I know no class of my fellowmen, however just, enlightened, and humane, which can be wisely and safely trusted absolutely with the liberties of any other class."
- Frederick Douglass
"The mission of the Gestapo expanded steadily as, from 1933 onward, “political criminality” was given a much broader definition than ever before and most forms of dissent and criticism were gradually criminalized. The result was that more “laws” or lawlike measures were put on the books than ever."
- Shelia Fitzpatrick
“We enter parliament in order to supply ourselves, in the arsenal of democracy, with its own weapons. If democracy is so stupid as to give us free tickets and salaries for this bear's work, that is its affair. We do not come as friends, nor even as neutrals. We come as enemies. As the wolf bursts into the flock, so we come.”
- Paul Joseph Goebbels
"That which the Fascists hate above all else, is intelligence."
- Miguel de Unamuno
"Our movement took a grip on cowardly Marxism and from it extracted the meaning of Socialism. It also took from the cowardly middle-class parties their nationalism. Throwing both into the cauldron of our way of life there emerged, as clear as a crystal, the synthesis - German National Socialism."
- Hermann Goering
"Fascism is not defined by the number of its victims, but by the way it kills them."
- Jean-Paul Sartre
"If we don't continually evaluate and re-evaluate ourselves, we fall into patterns and believe that what we're doing is right. You fall into movements where no one questions the company line. That's how Fascism began. We have to constantly look at the ways we deal with each other."
- Neil LaBute
"Economically, as Globalization is pushed down our throats, people are fractured into tribal communal groups. The world is getting more and more fractured. Nationalism, nuclearism, communalism, fascism, these things are springing up."
- Arundhati Roy
"The liberties of our country, the freedom of our civil Constitution, are worth defending at all hazards; and it is our duty to defend them against all attacks. We have received them as a fair inheritance from our worthy ancestors: they purchased them for us with toil and danger and expense of treasure and blood, and transmitted them to us with care and diligence. It will bring an everlasting mark of infamy on the present generation, enlightened as it is, if we should suffer them to be wrested from us by violence without a struggle, or to be cheated out of them by the artifices of false and designing men."
- Samuel Adams
"From a “pragmatic” point of view, political philosophy is a monster, and whenever it has been taken seriously, the consequence, almost invariably, has been revolution, war, and eventually, the police state."
- Henry David Aiken
"Any power must be an enemy of mankind which enslaves the individual by power and by force, whether it arises under the Fascist or the Communist flag. All that is valuable in human society depends upon the opportunity for development accorded to the individual."
- Albert Einstein
"He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would fully suffice."
- Albert Einstein
Posted by: Fed Up And Not Taking It Anymore at October 17, 2008 08:49 AM (a3lE5)
Posted by: Neo at October 17, 2008 09:45 AM (Yozw9)
Posted by: megapotamus at October 17, 2008 09:48 AM (LF+qW)
I'll see you at the barricades if I can stay out of "sensitivity Training" long enough...
Save our Country!
NObama '08
Posted by: Alan at October 17, 2008 10:04 AM (JHRJI)
No doubt about it. I'm not sure Obama himself is behind it, but we saw much the same sort of behavior from the Clinton administration when it was in power. Critics are treated like hostile witnesses at a trial, cross-examined and discredited in the court of public opinion.
I don't have to wait and see. I've already seen it.
Posted by: Yashmak at October 17, 2008 10:11 AM (ijC+u)
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Posted by: Hawkins at October 17, 2008 11:12 AM (pKjWO)
Mike
Posted by: Mike Rostad at October 17, 2008 11:20 AM (DsCAt)
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Posted by: Billmax at October 17, 2008 11:54 AM (pJfqx)
I predict a JtP audit is part of the 'first 100 days' of Obama's presidential business.
Clinton used that weapon regularly in the 1990s against political enemies.
Posted by: Dave at October 17, 2008 11:57 AM (1YMSY)
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at October 17, 2008 11:59 AM (1hM1d)
Alright "Joe", if that IS your name....
Friends, we are under assault. I have already celebrated our emancipation from the dreary fatigues of the "election" by virtue of geography but a New Threat has emerged. I am speaking as you Good People already know of the elevation of one Samuel Joeseph Stalin Hermann Goering Wurzelfuhrer of Aushwitz OH to prominence from his deserved previous state of oblivion. This character calls himself, mendaciously and insidiously; Joe the Plumber.
Now, this is not the first time our Dear Leader, The One, the Big O (if only) has been burdened with a bald, white, racist, fascist, splitist honky stevedore's malignant stupidity but we must make it the last. Must I reprise this abomination's heresy? This stooge actually left his domicile, the hut not the yard, and frolicked unhidden with his Christer spawn in FULL VIEW OF BARACK OBAMA! There is little question that this was a malicious act NOT an innocent mistake. Of course our Beloved Father, Barack the Wise Gracious and Mighty indulged his singular weakness; an excess of love, and (I could almost call this a "mistake" if that were possible) ministered to this troglodyte, actually entertaining, get this.... A QUESTION from the brute! Whoa, not since Dr Zeus let Taylor spin his fanciful yarns unlobotomized has there been such an exchange! And like Taylor, (played so ably by Charlton Heston) this Samuel Wurlitzerbreaker vented his rotten spleen of all the noxious hatred he had been storing up against his betters for 34 resentful years. The exact verbiage of The Impertinence is well lost to history but the teaching, healing response of Senator Goodstuf is another gem we must preserve and perhaps have tattoed on our privates; "When you spread the wealth around that's good for everybody."
Yeah.
Everybody as in... EVERYBODY!?!?! Man, cool. He says it. I believe it. That settles it. The great tragedy is that this wisp of genius was never known to man before. Why didn't someone think of that before and build a global movement on that principle? Seems like we could try it out in a few countries if that is necessary to convince the cynical, and, like, see the results and see if we like' em and want to reproduce them. Why didn't we do it a hundred years ago? It seems so simple now that we are shown the way. Like fire, TP and the internets, we owe it to... Democrats I guess but Barack especially.
Yes, we owe He Who Shites Peppermints a proper tribute for dispensing this greatest nugget and have a rare opportunity to show our love and devotion. I am sure it was all our Precious Mentor, the Great Crossing Guard, the Lamb of Hyde Park could do to refrain from turning the beast Weaselsniffer to a pillar of salt on the spot. But refrain he did. And rightly so. It is not for the hands of Bachman Hussein Overdrive to be muddied calling down lightning on the benighted. That is our job. I had in mind some sort of zombie-mob action since we know his address (thanks, Kos!) but that might, ya know, not look GREAT on the YouTubes. (And it ALWAYS gets on the YouTubes) What with the brain eating. Seems like the current program of thorough investigation and instant national exposure of all his public records, associations, professional actions, health records, school records, friends, relatives, enemies, neighbors, colleagues, store clerks, jokes, pokes and smokes should be a gentle enough prod for him and his rude ilk to take the lesson of shutyeruglyholevenwhenaskednomakethatespeciallywhenasked. Sterner measures can be taken once the election is over, necessary or not. Besides, it wouldn't look right to be TOO tough on this creep. It's not like he's running for President or anything.
Posted by: megapotamus at October 17, 2008 12:20 PM (LF+qW)
Posted by: Antonio at October 17, 2008 12:30 PM (cgmcU)
Posted by: Me ida Lies at October 17, 2008 01:23 PM (PqLpO)
And you're blaming Obama for ANSWERING it?
You people are seriously off the deep end.
You want to criticize the media circus surrounding Joe, ask the McCain campaign why they didn't properly vet him before throwing his name out on national TV. Did they even check with him first?
And the best part is, Joe's actual income level gets a BIGGER TAX CUT from Obama than from McCain. Even Joe admits that he'll get a tax cut from Obama.
It is to laugh.
Posted by: Caro Hussein Cogitatus at October 17, 2008 01:24 PM (q2A7T)
Posted by: Max at October 17, 2008 01:47 PM (MNANF)
These immediate attacks on Joe the Plummer are jaw dropping.
What is amazing is that the media has come to this without government interference. The government is not legislating this bias -- the people who staff the big media are doing this gleefully.
And I'll cut through some of the cute hyperbole by giving some examples that aren't cute or too hyperbolic:
The media will champion implementation of The Fairness Doctrine. Any radio station and right wing talk show hosts who resists will be savaged and any police brought in to shut things down will be praised.
Keith Olbermann will continue to be a rabid, nutty attack dog and the Fairness Doctrine will be extended against Fox News.
Hate Crimes Law will be extended to include Hate Speech Law (as I believe has happened in a few European nations and maybe in parts of Canada???).
Mosques will not be targeted. Any words a spiritual guide there uses against homosexuality based on Islam will not be arrested and/or fined.
But, you will see pastors of the popular churches in the largest cities in the nation investigated for violating such Hate Speech Laws.
Just take a look around the Ivy League and top state universities for how the thought and speech control will work. Look at the places where those who are leftist liberals and radicals have already gained such a dominate power.
A student who hates his high school or middle school teacher will just need to use their cell phone to record their teacher using the phrase "radical Islam" in some discussion of current events or history --- to have the teacher hounded out of the profession by the local and state boards.
Burning of "hateful" books will become a community sponsored event supported by local government and supported by the media and national government.
Voter registrations laws will be altered to the point voting as an illegal alien will be simple and easy to do ---- until perhaps illegal aliens are found to overwhelming vote Republican....
Felons will be able to vote - until they are found to vote predominately Republican.
It will become easy for younger or just more motivated individuals in blue areas of the country, like the major urban areas and the Northwest - Northeast --- to organize and drive to red states to register and vote virtually unchecked.
ACORN is the future, if current polling numbers are to be believed....
....and there is a lot more like this coming down the pipe.....
Posted by: usinkorea at October 17, 2008 01:47 PM (dEyP8)
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Posted by: WTC at October 17, 2008 02:17 PM (a7L+v)
I look at Joe as our current Willie Horton. His little tete a tete with Obama and the way the msm and left wing blogs are trying to ruin Joe's life have done more to expose what life could be like under an Obama administration than anything else yet.
And did you notice how much Obama's answer to Joe sounded so much like Castro?
To me Joe is more qualified to be president than Obama. At least Joe has experience working hard in real life.
America, wake up. Vote for Joe and McCain/Palin
Posted by: janet at October 17, 2008 02:28 PM (daub4)
Posted by: mjones at October 17, 2008 02:51 PM (fJQkt)
Posted by: ChenZhen at October 17, 2008 03:15 PM (o+rDh)
To Caro Hussein Cogitatus: You said, "And you're blaming Obama for ANSWERING it?" No, we are castigating Obama for the SOCIALIST POSITION that his answer clearly reveals! Sheesh.
Posted by: MoonbatBane at October 17, 2008 04:52 PM (tr6EV)
Posted by: A.B. at October 17, 2008 04:59 PM (gM6DH)
Posted by: Steve Skubinna at October 17, 2008 05:03 PM (Vcyz0)
Look at it this way... Adam Middleclass looks at Joe the Plumber and sees a guy that could be his next-door neighbor, the guy next to him at the ballgame or church, or even--gasp!--his plumber. Joe and Adam live the same kind of life, shop in the same stores (and don't order Iranian caviar and champagne from Waldorf-Astoria room service), and face the same problems with paying the mortgage, car payment, taxes, etc.
Therefore, every time the Obama camp attacks Joe, it's very easy for Adam to see himself in Joe's shoes... thus, at least subconsciously, Adam could easily himself as being attacked by every smear against Joe. And the more attacks, the higher the odds get better that Adam will perceive these attacks as aimed at him.
Please, Obamamaniacs, keep attacking. Drive the middle-class taxpayers further away from your secular savior.
Posted by: C-C-G at October 17, 2008 05:37 PM (kbd0j)
Either you are extremely new here...or you don't get sarcasm. Of course you are right on with the other part of your comment.
Mega - you owe me a new keyboard - ROTFLMAO (and trying to wipe up what I just spewed)
Posted by: Mark at October 17, 2008 05:45 PM (4od5C)
Posted by: crazy at October 17, 2008 06:47 PM (leU9J)
Posted by: Steve Skubinna at October 17, 2008 05:03 PM
Obama wants to steal your money and to send $845 billion to the UN to finance his Global Poverty Act. He also wants to use your money to fund abortion-on-demand. He'll also want to use a lot of federal funds to underwrite Acorn activities, school reform along the lines of his useless efforts with Ayers in Chicago Annenberg challenge, and his civilian national security force (2 July 2008 speech).
Vote for McCain and against Obama. Let's preserve and improve our American way of life.
Posted by: SAM at October 17, 2008 08:29 PM (4gHqM)
Posted by: Roger Godby at October 17, 2008 08:49 PM (bStfZ)
Cute comments. I, for one, think McCain's going to come up with the Mother of All Unexpected Victories.
However, in the event His Majesty wins, do drop in this time next year. I'm sure you'll give us an entertaining whine about how shocked and disappointed you are that Obama lied about almost everything he promised.
In fact, guys, you can also tell us about how your job searches are going since you were both let go from "Burger World"...because "Don Obamleone" wanted to take a bigger piece of its action for his own crew.
Posted by: MarkJ at October 17, 2008 09:29 PM (ZFVlP)
Keep the American Dream alive. Get out and vote Nov 4th. Ignore the polls. The election is not over yet.
N0-bam-uh/B-lie-den 08
YES McCain/Palin 08!
Posted by: Ken at October 17, 2008 10:41 PM (HW7Yo)
Their going after Palin in such a revolting way opened up a lot of eyes. This latest North Korean-style terrorist tactic against Joe just puts the stake in The Moronchurian Candidate's ascension.
As mentioned above, McCain will win and big. And the stench of suicidal liberals will be overwhelmingly pleasant.
Posted by: NosferatusCoffin at October 17, 2008 10:43 PM (x1EnX)
Posted by: Luther Tines at October 17, 2008 11:56 PM (EWBay)
Posted by: megapotamus at October 18, 2008 06:53 AM (CaHEc)
Then you might look back at Obama's performance in the primaries, where The One tended to underperform his polls by about 5 points.
Taking both of those facts into consideration, it's entirely plausible McCain will win by 4-5 points. Not a landslide, but a victory is a victory.
Posted by: C-C-G at October 18, 2008 08:19 AM (kbd0j)
I was fortunate enough when I was a teen during the Reagan years to visit some communist countries in eastern Europe. This was part of a student summer exchange program where we travelled around Europe for 6 weeks. None of my homestays were in communist countries, but we did visit them as part of the program.
While my visits to Hungary, Czechoslavakia, and Yugoslavia were brief, it left an mark on my life. I witnessed firsthand the oppression of forced equality under a totalitarian government. I saw the people, who refused to make eye contact with us for fear of the secret state police making a midnight house visit to them. I saw the invisible but noticeable weight of oppression they carried on their shoulders.
I returned with a true love for the USA and the freedoms it gives not only us, the Citizens, but the rest of the world.
I am fearful that the USA has embarked on a non-reversable path towards an oppressive socialist state. And I refuse to live under those conditions having witnessed how such governments squash the human spirit.
I have started buying ammunition and weapons and supplies. Have you?
When Injustice becomes Law, Rebellion becomes Duty.
Posted by: TheFightToCome at October 18, 2008 09:47 AM (kCWNh)
I'm glad you mentioned Communist-occupied Europe, because it's becoming ever more obvious that our opponents took a page from right out of the Stalinists' book.
The Orwellian media manipulation has been bad enough.
So has the reliance on failed economic policies in the name of fairness.
But now they're appropriating the tactics that were at the heart of Communist terror - personal destruction of ordinary citizens who "humiliate" the Great Leader. A man is minding his own business when 0bama APPROACHES HIM, with the intention of using him as a political prop. He has the audacity to ask the Great Leader a question that said leader cannot answer properly, because he's operated in a protective media cocoon for his entire political life. The resulting answer reveals just how totalitarian 0bama's "Hope" and "Change" really are. And for that, the man needs to be crushed. His name is dragged through the dirt, his personal information is posted on the web, and the State moves to run him out of business. All because he dared to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Does the Great Leader tell his goons to lay off? No. In fact, he and his VP continue to mock Joe in public, sneering at a working man who unlike them hasn't gorged at the public trough all his life.
And yet we're supposed to be comfortable giving this sociopath the keys to the White House? Where he'll have the full force of the Justice Department and other agencies at his power? These tactics are one step below using actual violence to enforce political conformity - perhaps that's what it's going to come to in the future if anyone goes against the will of 0bama.
Posted by: Nine-of-Diamonds at October 18, 2008 10:42 AM (i7AH9)
Posted by: Ken at October 18, 2008 11:34 AM (aw4CT)
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Posted by: Dave B at October 19, 2008 12:35 AM (IBEak)
Posted by: Southingtonian at October 19, 2008 05:19 AM (bjgJn)
Beware of Obama, he'll turn the USA into a socialist, totalitarian state, and spend half of the tax revenues to spy on ordinary citizens - like they've done in Britain, which spies on all it's citizens, and where even the dustmen can spy on people if they think they're throwing away too much garbage in their bins. Phone calls, emails and regular mail are intercepted by anyone in local government who wants to prove a point.
If Obama's elected it'll be the end of the USA as we know it.
Posted by: Nannette at October 19, 2008 05:42 AM (8d6hL)
Posted by: Dave B at October 19, 2008 12:48 PM (IBEak)
FYI—just a few moments ago I received an automated call at home from “Joe the Plumber” asking me to vote for O’Bama. He referred to the talk about Joe the Plumber in the debate—obviously trying to have me l_i_n_k* “Joe Sellers (I think that’s the name), a plumber from Falls Church, Virginia” with the Joe the Plumber everyone is talking about. Easy to think ‘Hey, Joe the Plumber wants us to vote for O’Bama.’
Dishonest? Yes. But about what you’d expect out of Washington.
* Edited due to spam filter.
Posted by: C-C-G at October 19, 2008 03:59 PM (kbd0j)
'pollaganda'), you'd note that the current polls are within the margin of error, in essence, a dead heat."
All the more reason to go long on McCain. It's irrational not to take 5-1 against even odds! By all means do share with us the particulars of your contract. In fact if you don't we might begin to suspect that you don't actually believe what you say.
Posted by: Luther Tines at October 19, 2008 09:43 PM (CPYV1)
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