Obama's Bus List. Now With More Carnage!

Updated with suggestions from the previous post and recent events.

Under the BusClinging to the Bumper

  • NEW! the "fist bump"
  • NEW! Move-On.org
  • NEW! Wesley Clark (sorta)
  • Grandma Dunham
  • Rev. Jeremiah Wright
  • Fr. Michael Pleger
  • Jim Johnson - Countrywide
  • Michael Klonsky
  • Muslim supporters
  • babies that survive abortion attempts
  • 8,000 Members of Trinity Church of Christ
  • Samatha Power
  • Obama advisor/Hamas friend Rob Malley
  • Austin Goolsbee
  • Tony Rezko
  • a less than week-old pseudo-presidential seal
  • bitter, gun toting, religious white people of rural Pennsylvania
  • Scarlet Johansson
  • Marilyn Katz (former SDS radical, Obama campaign PR professional)

  • Carl Davidson (former SDS radical, Fidel Castro Fan, webmaster of Progressives for Obama)
  • Michelle Obama
  • half-brother Abongo Obama, a militant Muslim
  • "Uncle Frank" Frank Marshall Davis, role model/mentor and member of the Communist Party USA, poet who authored "Smash-on, victory-eating Red Army"
  • Bill Ayers, domestic terrorist and long-time friend
  • Bernadine Dorhn, Ayer's wife, fellow domestic terrorist, and Manson Family admirer.

It's a good thing the Freshman Senator has a new ride.

Posted by: Confederate Yankee at 11:00 AM

Comments

1 It's probably a safe bet that the only one on the 'bumper' list that will survive Mr. Obama's Wild Ride is his spouse--the rest will become part of that great biomass caught where the rubber meets the road.

Posted by: ECM at July 01, 2008 11:53 AM (q3V+C)

2 This may be putting too fine a point on things, but you might consider, in addition to "under the bus" and "clinging to the bumper," a third category: "sent to the back of the bus." That's where I'd put his wife.

Another person for that category might be Susan Rice. About two weeks ago, when Obama was doing a lot of foreign policy doubletalk, she appeared on Morning Joe in the morning and Laura Ingraham's TV show in the late afternoon, and she was a disaster both times. I haven't heard a peep about her since.

And how about bowling balls?

Posted by: SAM at July 01, 2008 12:52 PM (I4yBD)

3 Please add Jesus, he ridicules taking the Bible literally and has replaced Jesus and Jesus' gospel for a universalist, humanist "social gospel" that depends on humans to redeem themselves and a perverted view of the Bible and support from a variety of Religious Left folks to back up his counterfeit Christianity.

Posted by: Cindy at July 01, 2008 01:11 PM (C9+q9)

4 You forgot Jim Johnson - Countrywide

Also...Dignity*

*unfortunately, Dignity seems to have gotten stuck under the axle and pummeled severely. Obama has "hired" a tertiary, volunteer mechanic in hopes of finding any remaining shred.

Posted by: Lamontyoubigdummy at July 01, 2008 01:29 PM (byDbO)

5 Time to get a tractor trailer, he's gonna need a lot more room. [Bill Clinton soon to be added]

Posted by: skeeter at July 01, 2008 02:27 PM (8TuTA)

6 Throw Obama, THROW! He's a major-leaguer all right.

Posted by: DirtCrashr at July 01, 2008 06:13 PM (VNM5w)

7 Here's my take on the Obama Bus:

http://nomayo.mu.nu/the_obama_express

Posted by: Stephen Macklin at July 01, 2008 06:35 PM (R7LgM)

8 “inartful” now ranks up there with “inoperative” “This is the operative statement. The others are inoperative.”

Posted by: Neo at July 02, 2008 07:36 AM (Yozw9)

9 McCain's first wife is already under the "Straight Talk Express"

Posted by: jon at July 02, 2008 09:41 AM (53wDu)






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