Dean Scream II

This is going to be difficult, but see if you can keep up:

First, Howie "Screamin" Dean announced to the world that the Republican Party is made up of white Christians, and the Democrat party is not.

The next day, after numerous high-profile Democrats said that Dean doesn't represent their views, Dean said that he was a white Christian, which would, by his definition, make him a Republican.

After the high-profile Democrats complained about Dean's statements, Dean replied that the criticism of him is only Republicans trying to divert attention from the country's problems and make him the issue. This means that Dean thinks that Bill Richardson, Nancy Pelosi, Joe Biden, and John Edwards are all Republicans, too.

After that, Democrat New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson said that the National Democrat Party Chairman is not the party's spokesman.

WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

Posted by: Ogre at 02:16 PM

Comments

1 Howard Dean is a secret Republican operative.

Conservative For Dean!

Posted by: WitNit at June 08, 2005 04:13 PM (m7Be4)

2 WitNit just might have a point there. I am beginning to WONDER!

Posted by: Gun-Toting Liberal at June 08, 2005 04:38 PM (Er9BL)

3 It's like those logic sentences they made you do in school:

If all Rebulicans are white Christians then Dean is a Republican...

um, do we have to take him?

Too funny.

Posted by: jody at June 08, 2005 05:59 PM (IEpte)

4 What I thought was hilarious when I read that this morning is that even Pelosi backed away from Dean's statement. That is really saying something.

Posted by: Ashley at June 08, 2005 08:30 PM (g7rdQ)

5 I like the site change. Do I see a little 1984 here?

God Bless America, God Save The Republic

Posted by: David Schantz at June 08, 2005 08:56 PM (6krEN)

6 I told the 1SG tonight that I think Dean is doing the national melt down to make Hillary look better.

Posted by: Jo at June 08, 2005 10:21 PM (OiTfX)

7 That is it, David!

And Jo, you're starting to sound like a conspiracy theorist...

Then again, it certainly will take an awful lot to make Hillary look good.

Posted by: Ogre at June 09, 2005 05:50 AM (YgrHs)

8 Woe to those who call good evil and evil good.. (it's in Isaiah somewhere)

and woe to those who call Dean a Republican! Urg! The mind boggles!

Posted by: blestwithsons at June 09, 2005 06:44 AM (WtnRz)

9 Dean is such an idiot.

Posted by: michael at June 09, 2005 07:52 AM (eqaaP)

10 Hillary has lobbed in her share of pot-shots too, perhaps not with the abject brazenness of Dean, but still to a similar effect. And this, from one who is cantering ever-rightward in preparation for the 2008 Dog and Pony Show.

I think the spotlight needs to shift from Dean to Hillary and her similar rhetorical gifts to Republicans.

On this note, Peggy Noonan's "Seeing Red" column this week is a must read.
http://www.opinionjournal.com/columnists/pnoonan/?id=110006794

Posted by: The MaryHunter at June 10, 2005 08:46 AM (SRaIZ)

11 I saw that column, it was indeed great!

Posted by: Ogre at June 10, 2005 08:59 AM (/k+l4)

12 OK, you conservatives get all bent out of shape because Dean's called you everything but a "Christian white" guy or gal.

Now you're mad he called you that too?

OK. I'll never think of any Republican as "Christain" ever again. But let's face it, even your black members are white!

Posted by: Randy Case at June 10, 2005 02:43 PM (LQJdM)

13 "even your black members are white"

Now you're getting the hang of it! Black is white, laughter is anger, peace is war. You've got it.

Hey, have you been writing for Dean recently?

Posted by: Ogre at June 10, 2005 02:46 PM (/k+l4)

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