Afternoon Funnies

Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.

Maria: Here it is!

Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

Class: Maria!

Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

John: You told me to do it without using tables.

Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "Crocodile?"

Glenn: K R O K O D I A L

Teacher: No, that's incorrect.

Glenn: Maybe it's incorrect, but you asked me how I spell it.

Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.

Teacher: Now Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

Simon: No, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

Posted by: Ogre at 08:08 PM

Comments

1 Hmmmm. Why do I feel you are making a statement on the quality of the liberal education system?

Posted by: William Teach at November 03, 2007 01:17 PM (NaHh8)

2 Teach, do you think I would do that?

And Frank, glad you like 'em!

Posted by: Ogre at November 04, 2007 02:58 PM (2WD8n)

3 Thanks for stopping along!

Posted by: Ogre at November 05, 2007 02:11 AM (2WD8n)

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