Afternoon Funny

Courtesy of Dextre Tripp at the Carolina Renaissance Festival:

Q. How do you make a cat sound like a dog?

A. Soak it in lighter fluid and light it up: It will go "woof."

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Q. How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

A. Freeze it and put it on a band saw and it will go "merrrrowwwww"

Posted by: Ogre at 08:03 PM

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