Ogre's Not Here

Yes, it's time once again to teach small children to use firearms! Hooray, firearms!

Ogre is off to the North Carolina mountains to teach boys age 7-10 how to shoot guns. And yes, the kids absolutely love it. I know Democrats and their pals absolutely hate it, but they can't stop me (yet). And if I can arm enough of these kids, maybe we'll have more people armed for government resistance when it's needed (sadly when, not if). And I'd be remiss if I didn't include the classic folk tale:

Interviewer: "So, LTG Reinwald, what are you going to do with these young boys on their adventure campout?"

LTG Reinwald: "We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting."

Interviewer: "Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?"

LTG Reinwald: "I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the range."

Interviewer: "Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?"

LTG Reinwald: "I don't see how, we will be teaching them proper range discipline before they even touch a firearm."

Interviewer: "But you're equipping them to become violent killers."

LTG Reinwald: "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?"

End of the interview

Posted by: Ogre at 04:06 PM

Comments

1 Great! All responsible citizens should learn and train often.

Posted by: Jennifer Schulz at May 19, 2007 08:18 PM (m631g)

2 And great comeback, BTW!

Posted by: Jennifer Schulz at May 19, 2007 08:22 PM (m631g)

3 what organization sponsors this... i would love to have my 8 year old participate... email me and let me know

Posted by: chris at May 20, 2007 12:08 AM (qz/By)

4 Chris, this is the Boy Scouts of America -- through their younger children program, the Cub Scouts. All boys, starting at age 6, can participate!

Posted by: Ogre at May 20, 2007 04:39 PM (UXCWf)

5 ahhh well my son is already a member... unfortunately next tuesday is the last meeting until school is back in session and we missed the family fun day last month because we were in FL for a funeral... im gonna have to look around for some kind of NRA sponsored event this summer for youths... glad ya had fun though... i so very much miss the days when i was a scout

Posted by: chris at May 20, 2007 10:55 PM (qz/By)

6 Keep an eye on the district -- that's where all the shooting sports stuff is done!

Posted by: Ogre at May 20, 2007 11:59 PM (UXCWf)






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