5 Years for cutting a dead animal
Be careful if you touch a dead animal in Florida -- you might go to jail for 5 years like Benjamin Hodges.
You see, Mr. Hodges was walking around, minding his own business. Then he spotted a dead animal floating in a canal near his home. Instead of letting it stay in the canal, stink, bloat, an attract diseases, he picked it up and took it home. At home, he touched it with a knife. One of his busybody neighbors called the police, who took him away. Go ahead, try and tell me that you have any freedom in this country. Mr. Hodges is already out $2,000 for bail money, and he's going to have more fees in the form of court costs, potential fines, and up to 5 years in prison. All because he touched a dead animal. So be careful what you do in your own yard -- ignorance of the billions of laws on the books is no excuse. Only in a post-republic; post-freedom America can police come to your house and arrest you or kill you because you touched a dead animal.
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