Friday Feast #140
Here's how it works:
Each Friday when you visit this meme, you will find 5 enticing courses for your mind to gobble up: Appetizer
- a quick, tasty morsel to get you started Soup
- smooth and warm to soothe your mind Salad
- a nutritious blend of "veggies" Main Course
- a hearty portion that is sure to satisfy Dessert
- light concoction for your sweet tooth
And now for this week's fare:
Appetizer: What is your favorite kind of bread?
Oh, we're starting out with the tough ones this week, are we? Well, okay. I really like Grant's design. Of course, the Jackson is always nice to have -- and the Ben Franklin's are nice to have as well. But I sure wouldn't mind a Salmon P. Chase, either... mmmMMMmmm...bread...
Soup: When was the last time you bought a new pillow?
What is this thing you call "pill-oh?" Do you mean those things that artificially bend your neck into a weird, abnormal angle so that when you sleep you wake up with back and neck pain? Yeah, I don't have any use for those silly things.
Salad: Approximately how many hours per week do you spend surfing the ‘net?
What? These questions get stranger and stranger every week. "Surfing" is a water sport where people ride on boards on top of the water. The Net is "a term in alchemy for a copper-antimony alloy." So, to "surf" this sort of substance, let's see... the melting point of copper is 1984.32 °F, while the melting point of antimony is 1167.13 °F. So in order to get an alloy that consists of the two of them to melt enough to surf on it, you're going to need temperatures around 2000 °F. Someone want to tell me what the board's going to have to be made of to ensure it doesn't ignite?
Main Course: What’s the highest you remember your temperature being?
I don't pay attention. And I'm betting no one else can really answer this one, either. You see, one of the signs of a high fever is delirium. The higher the temperature, the more wacked-out your brain gets. So even if people did tell me, I wouldn't know, much less remember. And I really don't care. If the doctor takes my temperature and tells me what it is, it doesn't matter -- I just listen to the part about what to DO about it...
Dessert: Fill in the blanks: When I ____________, I _____________.
Oh yeah, I'm pretty sure I shouldn't answer this one...
Comments
Posted by: Raven at April 20, 2007 07:43 PM (yzv6T)
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Well, that's just to make sure you don't forget I'm here!
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