Talking Cow Joke

A city man was driving down a country road when his car sputtered to a complete stop near a field filled with cows. The driver, getting out to see what was the matter, noticed one of the cows looking at him.
"I believe it's your radiator," said the cow.
The man nearly jumped out of his skin. He ran to the nearest farmhouse and knocked on the door.
"A cow just gave me advice about my car!" he shouted, waving his arms franticly back toward the field.
The farmer nonchalantly leaned out past the doorframe to glance down the field. "The cow with two big black spots on it?" the farmer asked slowly.
"Yes! Yes! That's the one!" the excited man replied.
"Oh. Well, that's Ethel," the farmer said, turning back to the man. "Don't pay any attention to her. She doesn't know a thing about cars."

Posted by: Ogre at 07:03 PM

Comments

1 I love that you vacillate between silliness and negativity. Keeps me on my toes...not that being 5' doesn't! LOL

Posted by: DagneyT at March 28, 2007 10:15 PM (AAEEI)

2 I've got to keep that lighter side going! Man cannot live on devolution of society alone.

Posted by: Ogre at March 28, 2007 10:20 PM (1gBFf)

3 However, Ethel *does* happen to be a kick-ass IT guru :-)

Posted by: Harvey at March 30, 2007 07:19 PM (L7a63)

4 Well that goes without saying.

Posted by: Ogre at March 30, 2007 07:34 PM (oifEm)

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