Friday Feast

You know, I picked this meme up from Raven, and she's not been playing. Well, she's finally back and has joined in once again. So I guess I better not stop now!

Here's how it works:

Each Friday when you visit this meme, you will find 5 enticing courses for your mind to gobble up:

Appetizer
- a quick, tasty morsel to get you started

Soup
- smooth and warm to soothe your mind

Salad
- a nutritious blend of "veggies"

Main Course
- a hearty portion that is sure to satisfy

Dessert
- light concoction for your sweet tooth


And now for this week's fare:
Appetizer: Name two things that made you smile this week.

Well, it's a Friday, so I'm going with the more fun answers. I smiled when I went to the store to buy some beer and saw they actually had 12-packs of Carlsberg on sale. I'm still into supporting those Danes, you know. Another time I smiled? There was this lllama...
Soup: Fill in the blank: Don't you hate it when ________?

You BET I do. Oh man, that makes me so mad, I just want to spit! Doesn't it make you mad, too? Oh, just thinking about it and typing it really raises my blood pressure. I don't know how others can STAND that. And some people like it? What kind of sickos are those? Oh, it just makes me so MAD.

What?

Salad: When you can't go to sleep, what is your personal remedy to help yourself drift into Lullabyland?

What? Why in the world would I want to even GO to some place called "Lullabyland?" What sort of insane place is that? That sounds like somewhere we should send the terrorists for torture. I can picture this little square room -- padded for safety -- with light blue clouds on the wall. Playing over and over again through the hidden hi-fi speakers is "Rock-a-Bye-Baby" -- and NOT a Billy Idol version of it. HELP me get there? I'd fight tooth-and-nail to stay OUT of that place.
Main Course: What is something about which you've always wondered but have not yet found a good answer?

Oh my. Oh. There is a strong temptation here to go with the obviously political answer. I could say something like, "Why do liberals hate freedom?" or "Why do 'progressives' fight reality and common sense?" But since it's Friday afternoon and I'm trying to keep things lighter, I won't.

Why don't llamas have two heads? I mean, sure, the obvious answer is that they'd be missing their rear section, but that could be located on the bottom in the middle or something. I've never found a good answer to that question...

Dessert: What is your favorite pasta dish?

Does the person coming up with these questions even live on the same planet as me? I mean, really! First they ask what people do to get locked in a padded room, now they're asking what sort of dish you like that's made out of food. Let me tell you about pasta -- I EAT pasta, I don't make serving plates from it! Geez.

Be sure to stop by next week and learn more about Ogre with the weekly Friday Feast.

Posted by: Ogre at 08:03 PM

Comments

1 LOL!! Oh come on Ogre. We all know you eat not just the pasta. You chow down the dish it's served on too!

Hey I did stop for a few weeks...had to..no time.
BUT I think I can keep doing this now. That Thursday 13 thing is difficult though.

Posted by: Raven at March 16, 2007 08:56 PM (BVVn4)

2 Well, especially if the dish is made from pasta!!!

Posted by: Ogre at March 16, 2007 10:15 PM (kft0e)

3 Pasta rules!!

Posted by: Flamingo at March 21, 2007 11:47 AM (FvjHi)

4 Yeah, but it tends to make me look like I drool...

Posted by: Ogre at March 21, 2007 11:55 AM (oifEm)






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