Know Your State Motto
Alabama
Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.
11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona
Yes, But It's A Dry Heat. Arkansas
Lituracy Ain't Everythang. California
By 30, Our Women Have More
Plastic Than Your Honda. Colorado
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother. Connecticut
Like Massachusetts , only smaller Delaware
We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water. Florida
Ask Us About Our Grandkids
And Our Voting Skills. Georgia
We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism. Hawaii
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money) Idaho
More Than Just Potatoes...
Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good Illinois
Please, Don't Pronounce the "S" Indiana
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free Iowa
We Do Amazing Things With Corn Kansas
First Of The Rectangle States Kentucky
Five Million People;
Fifteen Last Names Louisiana
We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign. Maine
We're Really! Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster Maryland
If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It Massachusetts
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden 's And Our Senators Are More
Corrupt! Michigan
First Line Of Defense From The Canadians Minnesota
10,000 Lakes... And 10 Zillion Mosquitoes Mississippi
Come visit And Feel Better About Your Own State Missouri
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work Montana
Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing
Crazies, and Honest Elections! Nebraska
Ask About Our State Motto Contest Nevada
Hookers and Poker! New Hampshire
Go Away And Leave Us Alone New Jersey
You Want A ##$%##! Motto?
I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here! New Mexico
Lizards Make Excellent Pets New York
You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
You Have The Right To An Attorney...
And No Right To Self Defense! North Carolina
Tobacco Is A Vegetable North Dakota
We Really Are One Of The 50 States! Ohio
At Least We're Not Michigan Oklahoma
Like The Play, But No Singing Oregon
Spotted Owl.. It's What's For Dinner Pennsylvania
Cook With Coal Rhode Island
We're Not REALLY An Island South Carolina
Remember The Civil War?
Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet South Dakota
Closer Than North Dakota Tennessee
Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum . Texas
Se Hable Ingles Utah
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus Vermont
Too liberal for the Kennedy 's Virginia
Who Says Government Stiffs And
Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? Washington
Our Governor can out-fraud your Governor! West Virginia
One Big Happy Family...Really! Wisconsin
Come Cut the Cheese! Wyoming
Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared
Home of Brokeback Mtn. The District of Columbia
The Work-Free Drug Place ! (H/T to Raven)
Comments
1
New Jeresy's actually is "Where the weak are killed and eaten". 
Posted by: Trench at March 13, 2007 07:44 PM (VEZiY)
2
Yeah, but they're too busy swearing to let you know.
Posted by: Ogre at March 13, 2007 08:25 PM (kft0e)
3
New Mexico should have been the one that read "We really are a part of the United States". When we lived there, we got a New Mexico magazine that the last page was always devoted to stories of people who'd encountered comments like, "Do I need a passport?", or the list from the National Tourism Council leaving the state off their list! It's astounding how many folks do not know they are part of the 50!
Posted by: DagneyT at March 13, 2007 09:10 PM (AAEEI)
4
You mean we haven't given New Mexico back to Mexico YET? They sure seem to think we have...
Posted by: Ogre at March 13, 2007 09:45 PM (kft0e)
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Tobacco is a vegetable???? LMAO cool I was worried I wasn't getting enough in my diet... LOL
BTW, Bush ain't done yet, so giving New Mexico back isn't entirely out of the realm of possibilities.
BTW, Bush ain't done yet, so giving New Mexico back isn't entirely out of the realm of possibilities.
Posted by: Robert at March 14, 2007 01:12 AM (BMrS0)
6
I guess more accurately that should read "tobacco is a government vegetable..." 
And isn't Bush IN Mexico right now? Talking with their el Presidente?
And isn't Bush IN Mexico right now? Talking with their el Presidente?
Posted by: Ogre at March 14, 2007 09:30 AM (kft0e)
7
I'd give them California, too. Why the heck do we need that state?
Posted by: Steph at March 14, 2007 11:03 AM (AC9Dc)
8
Well... maybe just the lower half of California. The northern half isn't all bad.
Posted by: Steph at March 14, 2007 11:04 AM (AC9Dc)
9
I've been saying for decades that Lex Luthor was right and we should mine the San Andreas fault and let CA drift off into the ocean.
Posted by: Ogre at March 14, 2007 11:07 AM (oifEm)
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That wouldn't make them less a state; look at Hawaii. They'd just be another floating state is all.
LOL... now if our enemies were to strategically bomb the fault, that would effectively get California out of the way so we could deal with defending our country and freedom without all the naysayers there telling us what to do. Then we'd just have to deal with NY and Ill for the most part which will be bad enough.
Would Nancy Pelosi still be speaker of the House if her state no longer exists? I hate that woman and I'm not easily given to hate. But then I hate HRC, too, so maybe I am.
Yeah, yeah, I know... "Shut up, Steph, before they come take you away..."
LOL... now if our enemies were to strategically bomb the fault, that would effectively get California out of the way so we could deal with defending our country and freedom without all the naysayers there telling us what to do. Then we'd just have to deal with NY and Ill for the most part which will be bad enough.
Would Nancy Pelosi still be speaker of the House if her state no longer exists? I hate that woman and I'm not easily given to hate. But then I hate HRC, too, so maybe I am.
Yeah, yeah, I know... "Shut up, Steph, before they come take you away..."
Posted by: Steph at March 14, 2007 12:02 PM (AC9Dc)
11
Ogre, are you sure it isn't "Arkansas - 15 million people, 3 last names"?
Posted by: Smokey at March 14, 2007 01:37 PM (USJxE)
12
Wait, we still let Hawaii in? I think we're beyond needing Peral Harbor, let's toss them, too.
ANd yes, I still haven't figured out how to get rid of NY and MA, either...
Arkansas is nothing like KY...
ANd yes, I still haven't figured out how to get rid of NY and MA, either...
Arkansas is nothing like KY...
Posted by: Ogre at March 14, 2007 01:56 PM (oifEm)
13
"Cook with Coal"? Or Pennsylvania: Pittsburgh and Philadelphia with Arkansas in between. . .
Posted by: oddybobo at March 14, 2007 01:59 PM (mZfwW)
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I think PA was just too busy working to provide a slogan. Well, the people were, not the government lackeys.
Posted by: Ogre at March 14, 2007 02:06 PM (oifEm)
15
Isn't North Carolina: "Come on down, carpetbaggers, we'll confiscate your money, y'all?"
Or
"barbecue is a noun, not a verb, ya damnyankees!"
Or
"barbecue is a noun, not a verb, ya damnyankees!"
Posted by: William Teach at March 14, 2007 07:50 PM (doAuV)
16
I know Charlotte is working on, "We're not all dumb redneck, yaknow."
Posted by: Ogre at March 14, 2007 08:54 PM (oifEm)
17
The state motto of Wisconsin is "Home of Schlitz, Blatz, Pabst, and other beers that sound like vomiting noises".
Posted by: Harvey at March 16, 2007 07:21 AM (L7a63)
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Is that where the name for those beers came from? I always wondered...
Posted by: Ogre at March 16, 2007 02:42 PM (oifEm)
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