Some French Jokes
Q. How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. One, because he holds the bulb and all of Europe revolves around him
A: Semper Fi (Always Faithful)
Q: What's the motto of the French Army?
A: Stop, drop, and run! Q: What’s the new French flag look like?
A: A white cross emblazoned on a white background! Why did the French send Lady Liberty to America?
A. They had no use for her anyway
B. They didn't want the tired, poor, huddled masses to come to France for God's sake.
C. She wouldn't put out
D. To be a constant reminder of the help they gave to defeat the British. As if WE'RE the ones with the short memory.
E. They wanted to remind future generations that they once had the balls to do what is right.
F. All of the above During one of the many wars that the French and the British fought and the French usually lost, the French just happened to capture a British Major. An officer brought the Major to the French general for interrogation. The French general began ridiculing the Major for wearing "that stupid red tunic." The French general said, "Why to you wear that red uniform, it makes it easy for us to shoot you." The British major replied, "If I do get wounded, the blood will not show, and my soldiers will not get scared." The French general said, "That is a very good idea," The Frenchy turned to his orderly and said, "From now on all French officers will wear brown pants."
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Posted by: Raven at March 05, 2007 11:01 PM (rTpyF)
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Posted by: Raven at March 05, 2007 11:02 PM (rTpyF)
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Why do French Military Officers go to school for four years?
It takes time to learn how to say "i surrender!" in every language known to man.
It takes time to learn how to say "i surrender!" in every language known to man.
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