Llama Jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Llama !
Llama who ?
Llama Yankee Doodle Dandy... !
Why did the llama cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
What did the camel say to the llama?
Let me teach you how to spit.
Why aren't llamas in rodeos?
Because they're not ticklish
Comments
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Yaa... your joke were bad enough I went looking for a pun that was just as awful. Think I found it...
My mother lives in North Wales, and there is a growing use of non-native livestock (incluiding water buffalo!) on farms in the area. Among these are several herds of llama, so when she walks by the field very day she sees...
... the Daily Llama (to help with the pun: Dalai Lama)! Found at http://www.usenet.com/newsgroups/rec.music.filk/msg04085.html
Yaa... your joke were bad enough I went looking for a pun that was just as awful. Think I found it...
My mother lives in North Wales, and there is a growing use of non-native livestock (incluiding water buffalo!) on farms in the area. Among these are several herds of llama, so when she walks by the field very day she sees...
... the Daily Llama (to help with the pun: Dalai Lama)! Found at http://www.usenet.com/newsgroups/rec.music.filk/msg04085.html
Posted by: vw bug at January 27, 2007 01:04 PM (ByL8J)
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uggggggggggggggggggggggggg
Posted by: Ogre at January 27, 2007 04:46 PM (pHUVv)
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Glad to see you liked it. ;-)
Posted by: vw bug at January 28, 2007 01:13 AM (ByL8J)
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I think I'm going to be sick.
Posted by: Ogre at January 28, 2007 01:14 AM (pHUVv)
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