Sgt. Major Joke

Everyone needs a smile in the afternoon.

An architect, an artist and a Sergeant Major were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there. The Sergeant Major said, "I like both." "Both?" Sergeant Major, "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the shop and get some work done."

Posted by: Ogre at 06:02 PM

Comments

1 Hence the reason Sgt Majors are the ones getting the work done, the know how to make sure they are not bothered.

Posted by: Smokey at December 11, 2006 06:37 PM (xBtls)

2 With age comes wisdom.

Posted by: Ogre at December 11, 2006 06:41 PM (oifEm)

3 LMFAO BRO!!!!

I had to tell my wife that one...

Posted by: Gun Toting Liberal at December 11, 2006 08:09 PM (OKBoD)

4 Glad you liked it! And thanks for stopping along.

Posted by: Ogre at December 11, 2006 08:11 PM (oifEm)

5 LOL... now if I could figure that out with my kids!

Posted by: vw bug at December 11, 2006 08:48 PM (ZbLU8)

6 I don't think kids and mistresses go together too well...

Posted by: Ogre at December 11, 2006 10:28 PM (IuJ8j)

7 Well, if the mistress (I mean "aunt whoever") brings presents, they get along FAMOUSLY!

Posted by: Smokey at December 12, 2006 08:14 AM (xBtls)

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