Light Bulbs

Q. How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A. None. The Market will take care of it.

Q. How many Democrats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. They get a government agency to do it.

Q: How many socialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: All of them. One to screw it in, and the rest to pay for it.

Posted by: Ogre at 07:57 PM

Comments

1 Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: That's not funny!

Q: How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two: One to change the bulb, and one to rave about how much better is is this way than with a man.

Q: How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. The bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

And my favorite:

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two: One to hold the giraffe and one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.

Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at November 27, 2006 10:29 PM (PzL/5)

2 mmMMmm...brightly colored machine tools...

Posted by: Ogre at November 27, 2006 10:43 PM (GPb4I)

3 Q: How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Five. One to hold the bulb and four to drink until the room spins.

Q: How many corporate executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. They'll outsource the job to a thrid world country.

Q: How many Islamic Clerics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None again. They will issue a fatwa declaring that the American Imperialists and their Israeli lapdogs are behind a Satanic plot to plunge the followers of Muhammed into darkness.

Posted by: Weapon of Mass Disturbance at November 28, 2006 12:50 AM (j4p/t)

4 I love the Kennedy one!

Posted by: Ogre at November 28, 2006 01:49 AM (GPb4I)

5 Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs.

Posted by: McGehee at November 28, 2006 02:41 AM (lAOTn)

6 Oh, that was BAaaaaad

Posted by: Ogre at November 28, 2006 02:44 AM (GPb4I)

7 Californians want light bulbs that don't ever burn out, cars that run on electricity so they can transfer the pollution to the nearest power plant, and of course...hot tubs.

Posted by: Weapon of Mass Disturbance at November 29, 2006 03:41 PM (j4p/t)

8 Californians want utopia and want someone else to pay for it.

Posted by: Ogre at November 29, 2006 03:52 PM (oifEm)

9 q: How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None, as they have not proven the bulb yet exists, or whether the whole idea is a figment of our imagination.

Posted by: michele at November 30, 2006 07:11 PM (y9UuV)

10 They sound like politicians!

Posted by: Ogre at November 30, 2006 07:54 PM (oifEm)






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