Oysters Need Money!

And if you don't pay your higher taxes ($1.2 million so far), all oysters on the planet will die. Well, okay, maybe not on the whole planet, but at least those near North Carolina. And you see, since the primary purpose of government, at least in North Carolina where Democrats lead it, is to provide employment for people. Therefore, NC will investigate why less oysters are being harvested.

In addition, the NC government will, as only they can do, force people to harvest more oysters. And yes, to make that happen, this all-powerful government will also create more oysters. After all, it's to increase the fishing industry, so no amount it too much to spend.

Government: Is there anything they can't do?

Posted by: Ogre at 11:03 AM

Comments

1 Oysters??

Of all the things people are concerned about.

Stupid oysters.

Oh my.

Posted by: Raven at November 13, 2006 08:36 PM (n3Tzy)

2 That's "Stupid 1.2 MILLION DOLLAR Oysters" to you.

Posted by: Ogre at November 13, 2006 08:40 PM (oifEm)

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