New Renter!

Hey! Did you see the new renter picture over there at the top of the left sidebar? It leads to The Outlaw Republican. Go ahead, click it and visit. You know you want to.

The author of the site is Little Orange Fox. She was last seen "stealing bongs from hippies." And if you look carefully at the right post, she's even posted a picture of herself in a bikini! Have you decided to click over and visit yet?

Go on, stop reading here and visit over there.

Really.

This is over now.

There's nothing more to read here.

Why are you still reading this?

Go on, go away.

Go over there now.

Please?

Some people just won't follow instructions, will they?

Look, if I stop typing, will you promise to stop reading and go over there?

Fine, then I'll stop.

You're still here, aren't you?

You just HAD to keep reading, didn't you?

Well that's it. I am absolutely NOT writing any more here so you can go visit over there.

Sigh.

I give up.

You're simply not going to stop.

Fine, then, I'll just start telling you a story about a Moose.

My sister was bit by a moose once.

Have you heard this one?

You have? Good, then go visit!

Alright, alight, I'm stopping now.

This time I'm really done.

Finito.

Fine.

Done.

Posted by: Ogre at 06:09 PM

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