Democrats on Israel
The situation in the Middle East is big -- potentially really big. If Syria decides to respond, this is going to expand a lot. So, what would the Democrats see as a dream response by Israel?
*** Insert wavy lines dreamy wayback machine *** Hezbollah attacks Israel soldiers and takes two hostages. Israel then heads to the United Nations. Israel: Please, most kind and generous kings of the world, would you be so kind as to help us in our hour of need?UN Secretary General Kofi Anonymous: What? Did anyone hear something just now?
Israel (bowing to the floor): Please, we have been attacked and our soldiers killed.
US Ambassador Billy Clinton (coming up from under a desk): Oh, Kofi, I think that's Israel over there.
Kofi: Oh. Geez. Fine. Lebanon, did you attack Israel?
Lebanon: No.
Kofi: Well, that's good enough for me. Any other business before we head for the pool?
Israel: No, please, we need your help. We have been attacked. Our soldiers are hostages.
Qatar: We make a motion that the UN condemn Israel for speaking out of turn.
Clinton: Second.
Kofi: Vote passed. Israel, shut up.
Israel: Aren't you supposed to actually vote on motions?
Kofi: I'm the king of the world, didn't you hear me tell you to shut up just then?
EU: I propose a motion that will abolish the so-called "state" of Israel and give all the land to the established sovereign of Palestine.
Arab League: Seconded.
Clinton: I rise to support the motion. If we get rid of all the Jews, we will have world peace immediately...well, at least after we get rid of the evil empire.
Kofi: Motion passed.
Israel: Does no one vote any more?
Kofi: Shut Up.
Comments
1
Gee, your....wisdom is blinding it its truthiness.
Posted by: Robert P at July 14, 2006 04:51 PM (5swqh)
2
Isn't it, though? Did you have that dream?
Posted by: Ogre at July 14, 2006 05:22 PM (/k+l4)
3
GWB and Rice are dropping hints (more, really) that Israel should back off. Here's hoping that Israel disregards that proposed stupidity.
Posted by: Always On Watch at July 14, 2006 11:16 PM (Ffvoi)
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I'm starting to think that Israel has made it's point and Lebanon will reject terrorists. However, to do so, they might have to give their southern sections to Israel so Israel can disarm and control them.
Posted by: Ogre at July 14, 2006 11:28 PM (o2crh)
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