Millions Will Die!
Quickly! Everyone must immediately send huge piles of cash to the North Carolina government! Do it now or millions will die! There will be upheaval, death, and destruction the likes of which haven't been seen since Biblical Egypt! Millions will die because government doesn't have enough money!
How will they die? By drinking contaminated well water. And no, there's not any actual evidence that there's anything at all wrong with any wellwater anywhere, but that's not important. What's important is that government isn't able to afford to test every single well in Cumberland County, so logically, according to government, everyone will die. So, when the North Carolina government quickly spends the estimated "extra" two BILLION dollars in "surplus" this year, and then still asks for more in taxes (as the city of Charlotte is doing), realize that if you don't support those higher taxes, people will die from your selfishness. Never, ever use the phrase "common sense" in the same paragraph as "North Carolina government." Socialist, anti-freedom, bastards, the lot of them.
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I think its pretty common knowledge that FL water sucks wet socks. I'm on well. And I tell you what, I'd rather be on well than city water any day. They completely screwed up the city water in West Palm Beach. So I have an RVO system and well water and I prefer it that way.
Posted by: Bou at May 11, 2006 12:09 PM (iHxT3)
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Ah, but this isn't about your choice! This is about the end of the world if government doesn't get to INSPECT your choice.
Posted by: Ogre at May 11, 2006 02:58 PM (/k+l4)
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It'll come this way to FL. Mark my words...
Posted by: Bou at May 12, 2006 02:56 AM (iHxT3)
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It's already there.
Posted by: Ogre at May 12, 2006 11:18 AM (/k+l4)
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