mmMMMm...Beer

I think Contagion is going to be jealous. He took the If I Were A Beer test and only scored as Bass Ale (good stuff, certainly). However, the Ogre scored:

Guinness

(66% dark & bitter, 66% working class, 100% genuine)

Okay, we all know Guinness is the best possible score on any "What Kind
Of Beer Are You" test, so you can just go on and pat yourself on the
back now. Like the world's most famous brew, you're genuine, you've got
good taste, and you're sophisticated. What else can I say, except
congratulations?

If your friends didn't score the same way, get ready for them to say: Guinness is too heavy; it's an acquired taste; it's too serious--and they probably think those things about you at times. But just brush 'em off. Everybody knows Guinness is the best. Cheers.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 35% on dark
You scored higher than 26% on workingclass
You scored higher than 67% on genuine

Link: The If You Were A Beer Test written by gwendolynbooks on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

(New readers, never fear -- we just have to have some lighter topics around here now and then -- too much of anything, especially politics -- is bad for ya!)

Posted by: Ogre at 07:09 PM

Comments

1 Thanks Ogre for letting me rent space on your blog this week. I really enjoy coming by and visiting your site from time to time...
Take care...
AubreyJ.........

Posted by: AubreyJ at April 19, 2006 08:01 PM (84Xxa)

2 Not jealous, just one of the questions is skewed. The one regarding do you or are you planning on taking out a student loan... I answered no, because I didn't, but I went to college on a free ride. However if I change that to yes, because I went to college, and plan on going back someday, then I become Guinness.

Posted by: Contagion at April 19, 2006 08:14 PM (e8b4J)

3 Thanks for the opportunity to learn I'm a Killian's Red. I got a kick out of the reasoning,
"Overall, Killian's is a very good beer. The only thing that kinda sucks is that even though it says "Irish Red" on the bottle, this stuff's made by Coors, not peaty old Dubliners. I guess that's my way of telling you that you scored on the lower side of the "genuine" part of my test. Here's my guess: you're a sensible, likeable person, and you're popular among different groups of people. The test probably read that as a slight superficiality."

I am Irish in heritage, but a Colorado native. Amazing...LMAO! See, I should have been a Guiness!

Posted by: DagneyT at April 19, 2006 09:32 PM (agb62)

4 YAY GUINNESS! I'm the same as Ogre...does that mean I can stop bathing?

Posted by: Smokey at April 20, 2006 06:00 AM (5LGKd)

5 Absolutely, Aubreyj!!

And Contagion -- that sounds like a damn excuse to me...

DagneyT, that's just odd. You see how amazingly accurate these online quizzes can be, huh?

And Smokey, not until you take some more quizzes...

Posted by: Ogre at April 20, 2006 12:00 PM (/k+l4)

6 I am guinness too. We can start a gang here.

Posted by: Tomslick at April 20, 2006 07:35 PM (RpnNu)

7 Now that would be dangerous -- The Guinness Gang.

Posted by: Ogre at April 20, 2006 09:13 PM (/k+l4)

8 I have 3 pints of Guiness in my fridge and 2 pints of Boddingtons, neither of which are mine. (I bought them for when my Dad visits...) I scored Boddingtons. Perhaps the apple didn't fall far from the tree as that's his fave.

Posted by: Bou at April 21, 2006 03:59 AM (iHxT3)

9 I don't think I've ever had Boddingtons -- guess I need to stop by for a visit.

Posted by: Ogre at April 21, 2006 11:42 AM (/k+l4)

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