Whack-a-Muslim

Michelle Malkin is reporting on Irianian Muslims/Terrorists still going nuts over the Moo-Hammed cartoons. According to the report:

Members of Iran's Revolutionary Guards beat themselves with chains during a religious gathering against cartoons depicting the Prophet Mohammad

So their protest consists of beating themselves with chains? Here, whack yourselves one more time for me:

Just two steps remain:

1. Convince the Muslims to use this chain to beat themselves so they might actually shut up:

2. Convince the criminal aliens invading this country from Mexico and points south to join in and "protest" the Muslim way until they knock themselves out with the chain, too.

Idiots.

Posted by: Ogre at 03:48 PM

Comments

1 Obviously they're not doing a good enough job of things if they can still stand up...If they need a good "chaining" they should call people who respect the art form. After all, there are probably few hundred old school Hell's Angels who might appreciate the chance to practice on willing targets.

Free shots gentlemen. Hog parking on the deck of the USS Reagan. The line forms on the left.

Posted by: Frank at April 03, 2006 05:23 PM (k5FrD)

2 I'm not sure if it qualifies if others "chain" them, but I'm sure we can get a line of people willing to provide some larger chains for them...

Posted by: Ogre at April 03, 2006 06:15 PM (/k+l4)

3 you rock, ogre!

Posted by: jimmyb at April 03, 2006 06:57 PM (XR7HR)

4 Yay, chains!

Thanks, Jimmyb!

Posted by: Ogre at April 03, 2006 06:58 PM (/k+l4)

5
Ill be more than happy to make some 3/4" link
chains with 2 in. razor sharp spikes welded
on,ya know just for a grin...I guess if one
was to look up stupid in ol mr. webster I
think you would find a picture of Moooooo
Hemroidddddd

Posted by: RUSTY DUCK at April 03, 2006 08:54 PM (pq4Kq)

6 I thought about posting a picture of spiked chains...

Posted by: Ogre at April 03, 2006 10:16 PM (2eMZT)

7 Hehehe.

I got my fatwa this week from a Muslim commenter. Anum wanted me to deny Christ and to go along with the statement "Jesus and His disciples reverted to Islam." Yeah, right.

"Go ye forth and collect fatwas" is my motto now.

Posted by: Always On Watch at April 04, 2006 12:42 AM (wZLWV)

8 Dang, you're way ahead. I haven't collected any yet!

Posted by: Ogre at April 04, 2006 12:54 AM (2eMZT)

9 Is it wrong that I would like to watch them beat themselves with spiky-chains?

Posted by: oddybobo at April 04, 2006 04:32 PM (6Gm0j)

10 They're wrong. Does that count?

Posted by: Ogre at April 04, 2006 04:35 PM (/k+l4)

11 How about a nice anchor chain?

http://www.boatnerd.com/news/newpictures03/April-27-2003-(27)-Lake-Sup.jpg

Posted by: Harvey at April 08, 2006 11:26 AM (L7a63)

12 Does it come with razors?

Posted by: Ogre at April 08, 2006 11:41 AM (BgVRV)

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