New, Sexist Olympic Events

Ok, some commenters here (Stevin, Trench) have suggested a few new sports for the Olympics. So...do you like their suggestions, or do you have some others?

  • Topless women's hockey
  • Lingerie Luge
  • Crotchless Cross-Country Skiing

Please email all complaints to someone OTHER than me for these suggestions...

Posted by: Ogre at 08:05 PM

Comments

1 Full contact female doubles gymnastics
nude male pole vaulting
female greco roman wrestling
bare ass ice 'skating'

Posted by: gamongrel at February 13, 2006 08:40 PM (tYXgL)

2 Well, that didn't take long.

Posted by: Ogre at February 13, 2006 09:02 PM (+Gl1m)

3 I'd feel sorry for the poor nekked ladies in the cold events. But it'd probably actually get me to watch.

Posted by: Contagion at February 13, 2006 11:18 PM (Q5WxB)

4 I don't think you'd really feel sorry for them...

Posted by: Ogre at February 14, 2006 12:04 PM (/k+l4)

5 bare back equestrian

bisexalon

Posted by: GaMongrel at February 14, 2006 12:04 PM (tYXgL)

6 You people! Gah!

Posted by: Ogre at February 14, 2006 12:05 PM (/k+l4)

7 Womens topless midget ice bowling,,,,(Midgets are not topless)

Womens topless pin the tail on Al Sharpton.

Womens gymnastics with pre-stuffed cracks, oh, they have that already.

Look what you started, this could be endless.

Posted by: Tomslick at February 14, 2006 01:08 PM (xNjHI)

8 Midget ice bowling? Do you think women can throw the midgets that far?

Posted by: Ogre at February 14, 2006 02:00 PM (/k+l4)

9 Good point.
They can use the 120 m ski jumps for the bowling alley. We would hate to see a contestent sprain their backs.

Posted by: Tomslick at February 14, 2006 03:47 PM (xNjHI)

10 Now that would take some serious skill!

Posted by: Ogre at February 14, 2006 03:58 PM (/k+l4)

11 Seriously, women's gymnastics is all the Olympic porn I need.

Posted by: Harvey at February 16, 2006 03:38 AM (ubhj8)

12 Foul! That's SUMMER Olympics! There's no gymnastics in the winter games...unless you count some of those ski crashes...

Posted by: Ogre at February 16, 2006 10:59 AM (2IrwV)






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