Offensiveness is Offensive

Ok, brace yourselves. Be sure you are sitting down before you read this next part. I expect to get A LOT of hate email and mean, nasty comments, so calm down, be sure you're prepared, and be sure your blood pressure is down. I'm about to be offensive:

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There! Take that!

If I were at Oaks Primary School in Ipswich, UK, I would apparently be offending the Jehovah Witnesses there. Seriously, the lunacy of being offensive is so far out of this world that these people should be committed to an insane asylum...if the liberals of the world hadn't banned them.

To show the complete idiot at the school isn't alone in their utter insanity, the local Jehovah's Witness minister agreed:

Hot cross buns are a pagan symbol of fertility no different to bunnies, eggs and Easter

Ok, that's it -- no more bunnies, pigs, hams, soup, eggs, Easter, or crosses are permitted in England. SOMEONE might be offended. Hey Tina Jackson (head teacher of the Oaks Primary School in Ipswich, UK), you can't see this right now, but I'm mooning you with my big old hairy butt. Does that offend you?

Posted by: Ogre at 02:04 PM

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1 But, isn't it "for the children"? After all, the world after school is over is just such a wonderful and nice place, we don't want them to grow up being exposed to things they don't like, or people who aren't like them, do we?

(for the trolls - THAT WAS SARCASM)

Posted by: Smoke Eater at February 07, 2006 04:33 PM (K7uqT)

2 And I've got another one "for the children:"

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Posted by: Ogre at February 07, 2006 04:47 PM (/k+l4)

3 Call the papers - there's TWO moons out tonight!
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Religious freedom means I'm allowed to be Christian, even if it does offend other religions.

Posted by: The Small Town Hick at February 07, 2006 05:34 PM (GYYm5)

4 I think it would be better if they put different symbolson the buns, like pentagrams, Stars of david, crecent moons, blue diamonds, red balloons... Sorry got away from myself there.

This PC crap is getting way out of hand.

Posted by: Contagion at February 07, 2006 07:38 PM (Q5WxB)

5 Yes! Put the MOONS on the buns!

Posted by: Ogre at February 07, 2006 10:04 PM (+Gl1m)

6 Funny! No matter what we do, it is possibly offensive to SOMEONE. Guess we all just have to do nothing...but that might offend someone, too.

Posted by: Carol at February 08, 2006 04:49 AM (cK1sJ)

7 Carol, your laughing at this is offensive, you must stop!

(Kidding!!!)

Posted by: Ogre at February 08, 2006 11:00 AM (+Gl1m)

8 It is difficult not to laugh when I hear the term "cartoon riots". How juvenile are these people?
What's next, the limmerick melees? The fairy tale fracas?
Now a state sponsored holocaust cartoon contest, wonderful people.

Posted by: Tomslick at February 08, 2006 01:19 PM (xNjHI)

9 The limerick melees? ROFL!

How about the Unrest of the Haiku?

Posted by: Ogre at February 08, 2006 01:59 PM (/k+l4)

10 I would have to say I am offened and quite possibly sickened by your hairy white ass.

The mental picture will stick with me, in an unpleasant way, for days.

*shudders*

Posted by: Machelle at February 09, 2006 01:15 PM (ZAyoW)

11 Yay, I'm offensive!

Posted by: Ogre at February 09, 2006 01:58 PM (/k+l4)

12 Celebrate Diversity by being offensive.

Posted by: Ogre at February 09, 2006 01:58 PM (/k+l4)

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