Helping America

In response to my attempt to respond to The Alliance's precision-guided humor assignment, blogless "Small Town Hick" said:

Hillary is not the anti-Christ, either. Nor is Dean, Murtha, et al. Accept the fact that they are trying to help America. Badly, but trying.

Okay, I'll accept that "fact," as long as I finish the sentence "they are trying to help America:"

They are trying to help America become a socialist state.
They are trying to help America have no freedoms.
They are trying to help America no longer be the best country on the planet.
They are trying to help America be subservient to Islam.
They are trying to help America be a land ruled by Democrats, not by free elections.
They are trying to help America be a utopian society that simply cannot exist.
They are trying to help America be a country where Christianity is despised and hidden.
They are trying to help America be a place where there is no self-government but rulership by a select few.

So I admit it. They are trying to help America.

Posted by: Ogre at 08:04 PM

Comments

1 BAMM! Ogre kicks it up a notch!

Posted by: William Teach at January 26, 2006 08:27 PM (IRsCk)

2 Just callin' 'em like they are!

Posted by: Ogre at January 26, 2006 08:34 PM (/k+l4)

3 They are trying to help America by limiting what be shown on TV, heard on Radio's, and Sold in stores.
They are trying to help America by supporting the RIAA and bring an end to creativity.
(Yeah I know the Republicans do these two also but I wanted to jump on the bandwagon too.)

Posted by: Arbitratorofall at January 26, 2006 09:26 PM (5+Jvh)

4 The only help I want from the government is their help in getting government the heck out of my way.

Posted by: Ogre at January 26, 2006 09:44 PM (+Gl1m)

5 I would like that as well. When the revolution starts I will help as much as I can.

Posted by: Arbitratorofall at January 26, 2006 10:21 PM (5+Jvh)

6 I've got a gun you can borrow when I'm not shooting it. And if you don't want to shoot it, I'll show you how to load the magazines...

Posted by: Ogre at January 26, 2006 10:34 PM (+Gl1m)

7 I will be their ready for action!

Posted by: Arbitratorofall at January 26, 2006 10:52 PM (5+Jvh)

8 I will be their ready for action!

Posted by: Arbitratorofall at January 26, 2006 10:52 PM (5+Jvh)






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