The Impaler for Governor?

Oh boy. The President Bush haters have a new champion. Jonathon Sharkey wants to become president and violently murder President Bush. Oh, but first he wants to be the governor of Minnesota so he can practice brutally murdering criminals in public.

His socialist policies on taxation (tax the rich, give to the poor, no refund checks) and health care (pay more if you earn more) should make him popular in that state. The ACLU might also like his stance on religion ("I despise and hate the Christian God the Father. He is my enemy.") and Democrats are sure to love his giveaways ("helping Minnesota farmers with state grants and tax-breaks, so they can keep their farms, and make a significant profit.").

Well, I do try and make Friday posts more entertaining than the rest of the week...

Posted by: Ogre at 07:03 PM

Comments

1 I should have drank more before reading that... It still pissed me off.

Posted by: Contagion at January 14, 2006 12:38 AM (e8b4J)

2 Don't worry, I'm sure he'll get about 2 votes.

Posted by: Ogre at January 14, 2006 02:32 AM (+Gl1m)

3 His policies seem pretty sound. If I was a minnesotten I probably would vote for him.

Posted by: Lucy at January 15, 2006 10:22 AM (c1U4q)

4 You've got plenty of time to move there, Lucy, before the election!

Posted by: Ogre at January 15, 2006 02:03 PM (+Gl1m)

5 Gee, it kind of makes you miss Jesse Ventura.

Posted by: joe-6-pack at January 16, 2006 02:53 AM (Le59Z)

6 At least he was entertaining.

Posted by: Ogre at January 16, 2006 02:54 AM (+Gl1m)

7 Well, he does support capital punishment.

Posted by: Mindflame at January 16, 2006 04:17 AM (SlODe)

8 I never said he was all bad -- just a couple beers short of a six-pack.

Posted by: Ogre at January 16, 2006 10:45 AM (+Gl1m)

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