Redneck Quiz

Since I STILL keep getting hits from Yahoo searches for Redneck Quizzes, and since it's been a few hours since Smokey's taken a quiz, I thought I'd provide him with yet another one:

Congratulations, Your Score is 13 out of 15.

"You are a redneck. Be proud, Stand straight, Stand tall, but stand over there because the wind is blowing the smell of your skoal in my direction.

Posted by: Ogre at 07:05 PM

Comments

1 "You scored well this means you are one of 3 things. 1) You are exceptionally bright. 2) You used to be a redneck but have moved out of the south and are in remission. 3) You are a redneck but trying ot hide it."

Posted by: vw bug at December 15, 2005 08:44 PM (SCN6v)

2 OH, thank you Ogre, I must remember to factor in winds when I launch my computer toward the lake one day, any volunteers to video tape this? I feel it's the ONLY WAY to beat this, but for now I'll just enjoy it!

Posted by: Smokey at December 15, 2005 09:46 PM (K7uqT)

3 VW? I think it might be #3...

Nah, with you and Bou, I'm sure you're both #1!

Posted by: Ogre at December 15, 2005 09:51 PM (uSCkp)

4 Join us for a campaign to free IRAN!

Check my blog

Posted by: Winston at December 15, 2005 10:03 PM (tM5yf)

5 Indeed. It would be nice if Iran were free, too.

Posted by: Ogre at December 15, 2005 10:38 PM (uSCkp)

6 How did this turn out to be an Iranian redneck quiz?

If your family olive tree only has one limb, you're probably an Iranian redneck.

If you introduce your wife and your cousin to Habib in Tehran, and there is only one chick standing there in a burkha, you are probably an Iranian redneck.

Posted by: Tomslick at December 16, 2005 12:35 PM (xNjHI)

7 Oh that's SO not right, Tomslick!

ROFL!

Posted by: Ogre at December 16, 2005 12:37 PM (/k+l4)

8 I got redneck. If my high-brow fellow lawyers only knew.

Posted by: oddybobo at December 16, 2005 03:17 PM (6Gm0j)

9 I got 14 out of 15. I am not sure if it is the Vienna Sausage one or the Bill Dance one that I missed.

Posted by: joe-6-pack at December 16, 2005 07:40 PM (EJNjU)

10 Oddy, you must hide it well during the day.

And yeah, Joe, that Vienna Sausage was a tough one -- I had to open the can I had in my desk to check...

Posted by: Ogre at December 16, 2005 09:21 PM (vp57A)

11 I got 4 out of 15 right, "A monkey is more redneck then I am."

Posted by: Contagion at December 17, 2005 03:03 AM (e8b4J)

12 So we can effectively eliminate the redneck-dome connection...

Posted by: Ogre at December 17, 2005 02:07 PM (vp57A)

13 YAAAA HAAA yall whats up? im billy the kid!!

Posted by: Bill The Kid at January 10, 2006 02:28 PM (1SWu2)

14 Uh...Ok.

Posted by: Ogre at January 10, 2006 02:31 PM (/k+l4)

15 dude this web site is awsome rednecks rock man totaly!!

Posted by: Kendell at March 02, 2006 12:22 AM (3ucNb)






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