Marine Joke

One of my all-time favorites:

A Sailor is relieving himself in the head when a Marine walks in and steps up to the urinal beside him.

After a few seconds the Sailor finishes, shakes, zips and walks over to the sink to wash his hands. The Marine also finishes, zips-up, and walks to the door.

Just then the Sailor says, "Hey Marine! When I was in boot camp, they taught us to wash our hands when we finished!"

The Marine looks at the Sailor and says, "When I was in boot camp, they told me not to piss on my hands."

Posted by: Ogre at 01:56 PM

Comments

1 good one. visit me to discuss more politics at www.getmad.ca

Posted by: getmad.ca at November 18, 2005 02:41 PM (zCANN)

2 My husband served in the Marines in the early 1970s and this is hilarious! I'll be trying this one on him as soon as he walks in the door....

Posted by: Kim at November 20, 2005 07:10 PM (WeCO2)

3 I bet he likes it, Kim!

Thanks for stopping along.

Posted by: Ogre at November 20, 2005 07:33 PM (7PCNv)






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