The Bear

On a tour of Alaska, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the mountains for some sight seeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a "Save the Whales" T-shirt and a Tree Hugger Hat, was struggling frantically, thrashing around trying to free himself from the jaws of a 10 foot grizzly. As the Pope watched horrified, a group of Republican loggers came racing up.

One quickly fired a .44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding semiconscious Democrat from the bear. Then using long clubs, the three loggers beat the bear to death and two of them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.

As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard there was a bitter hatred between loggers and environmental activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes is not true."

As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies "Who was that guy ?"
"It was the Pope," another replied, "he's in direct contact with God and has access to all God's wisdom."

"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all God's wisdom, but he sure doesn't know anything about bear hunting..... By the way, is the bait holding up okay or do we need to go back to town and grab another one?

Posted by: Ogre at 07:08 AM

Comments

1 Good one!

Posted by: Always On Watch at November 13, 2005 03:52 PM (6krEN)

2 Ha, quite

Posted by: Chase at November 13, 2005 08:53 PM (QSfps)

3 Whee!

Posted by: Ogre at November 13, 2005 09:58 PM (7PCNv)

4 I didn't know that liberal-tree hugging-hippies had enough meat on their bones to attract a bear, you know not eating meat and all.

Good one none the less.

Posted by: Smokey at November 14, 2005 11:43 AM (K7uqT)

5 It doesn't take much!

Posted by: Ogre at November 14, 2005 11:54 AM (/k+l4)

6 Chuckle... ahhh... political humor

Posted by: Contagion at November 14, 2005 04:42 PM (Q5WxB)

7 Fun stuff!

Posted by: Ogre at November 14, 2005 04:56 PM (/k+l4)

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