A little lighter.
I'm sure most of you have gotten these forwarded to you through email, but I'm posting 'em anyway!
Can you read these right the first time? 1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4) We must polish the Polish furniture. 5) He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. 7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum
9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10) I did not object to the object.
11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13) They were too close to the door to close it.
14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
1 Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
If that's not good enough for you, check out VW's humor for Wednesday.
Comments
Posted by: Daniel Levesque at November 10, 2005 01:55 AM (KKY6Z)
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Thanks for stopping by, Daniel.
Posted by: Ogre at November 10, 2005 04:36 AM (7PCNv)
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No problem.. However I'm printing this and giving it to my minions as a test today.
Posted by: Contagion at November 10, 2005 07:24 AM (Q5WxB)
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Make them read it out loud to you.
Posted by: Ogre at November 10, 2005 07:57 AM (/k+l4)
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I read it aloud to my hubby and missed two.
Posted by: oddybobo at November 10, 2005 08:04 AM (6Gm0j)
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Only two? Impressive!
Posted by: Ogre at November 10, 2005 09:07 AM (/k+l4)
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