Merry Ramadan!

The Alliance is putting together a party to help celebrate Ramadan, and they're looking for ideas to celebrate the terrorist high holy day.

EXPLOSIONS!

That's how you celebrate terrorist holy months, isn't it?

I'm sorry.

That was insensitive of me. How about a snack?

What? Oh. Is this better?

mmMMMmmm...BBQ...

Posted by: Ogre at 08:59 PM

Comments

1 Where's the chitlins? And some hush puppies cooked in fatback?

Posted by: William Teach at October 12, 2005 09:26 PM (eSZb/)

2 That's real sensitive. There are more Muslims on this planet than there are Christians. MOST of them are peaceful. Very few of them are terrorists.
Islam is to terrorism as Christianity is to the KKK... you just let your ass show in public. Educate yourself, Sir.

Posted by: abbiapple at October 13, 2005 02:36 AM (JDoKq)

3 How does one celebrate Ramadan?

Why, by going to a very special event, of course. (this information is posted here solely as an irritant to the coward abbiapple in the previous comment)

Fatwa Productions
in association with
Jihad Entertainment
present the
2006 Islamarama Peace Tour

Join speakers from your favorite terrorist groups including
Hamas
Hezbollah
Al-Quada
The ACLU
Code Pink
The DNC
The Democratic Underground
and more as they tell you all about the

Religion of Peace and Pieces

Special appearances by Cindy Sheehan, Michael Moore and Markos Moulitsas from Daily Kos and hosted by Bill and Hillary

Explosive entertainment provided by musical guests such as the

Italian Muslim Crooner Don Ramadan with his chart-topping love ballad "I love you more than I love my goat" and the
Islamic Rock group The Infidels with their sky-rocketing single "La-la-la-la-la"

Special appearance by the Gitmo Crew preforming their number one club mix
"Whoosh Goes the Book"

The 2006 Islamarama Peace Tour kicks off in Mecca, with stops in Medina, Mosul, Fallujah, Baghdad, Tehran and Jarkarta

For tickets call 1-555-EXPLODE

The 2006 Islamarama Peace Tour....

"It'll Blow You AWAY!!!!"

And THAT is EXACTLY how one should celebrate ramadan!!!!!

Posted by: kender at October 13, 2005 03:40 AM (ss3AH)

4 Chitlins? William, this is a potluck celebration -- you can bring them!

abi-abdul-apple -- if I haven't offended someone, my mission for the day is not complete. Most days just waking up, I'm sure offends SOMEONE.

Kender, can I bring my BBQ pork to the party? I'll bring enough for everyone!

Posted by: Ogre at October 13, 2005 05:25 AM (iJFc9)

5 I'm thinking complimentary spa day at an "all pork all the time" location? Say - the U.S. Government?

And to the freak above who left the comment, yes there are a bunch of muslims all over the world, but you are wrong, they are not all peaceful. Many rejoiced when the U.S. was attacked, and it wasn't just terrorists! So stick it in yer . . .

Posted by: oddybobo at October 13, 2005 08:18 AM (6Gm0j)

6 "All Pork All the Time?" I am THERE!

Posted by: Ogre at October 13, 2005 08:44 AM (/k+l4)

7 Round my house and with my friends we call bacon the national patriotic food, makes us feel not so bad bout eating as much of it as we do. mmmm, love pork.

Posted by: -[Medic]- at October 13, 2005 10:22 AM (8WHfy)

8 One of the other (few) benefits of living in North Carolina -- lots and lots of BBQ pork!

Posted by: Ogre at October 13, 2005 10:26 AM (/k+l4)

9 Go to heck, you racist pig. You deserve to get blown up by a jihadist.

Posted by: Daedalus at October 13, 2005 09:05 PM (r2uH4)

10 Thanks for stopping by, terrorist supporter!

Posted by: Ogre at October 13, 2005 09:06 PM (iJFc9)

11 Pigs are racist?

But they're so sweet and tasty!

Posted by: Harvey at October 15, 2005 06:42 PM (ubhj8)

12 There's no rule saying you cannot be racist AND tasty at the same time!!!

Posted by: Ogre at October 15, 2005 06:45 PM (iJFc9)

13 Oh, that's really mature. I served my country in the Army, stood up for what's right on many occasion in the face of racist assholes like you, lost three friends to an IED explosion (in Iraq) who were also serving their country, and who understood the difference between Muslims and terrorists. (A concept, which, your uneducated, redneck ass will never comprehend.) What have you done, other than run your ignorant mouth? Have you ever had to fire a weapon at a human being? Who's the fucking coward now?

Posted by: abbiapple at October 29, 2005 01:10 AM (wXYhD)

14 I'm not really sure who you're addressing with your comment, Anniapple. In case you're addressing me, I'll provide answers. What have I done? Served my country as a US Marine. Have I ever had to fire a weapon? Unfortunately, yes, I have.

Posted by: Ogre at October 30, 2005 08:13 PM (7PCNv)

15 No, Ogre, while I find your views and politics offensive... that last comment wasn't directed at you. It was a retort to Kender's comment about me being a coward.

Posted by: abbiapple at November 22, 2005 06:37 PM (tquL9)

16 Ah, glad to get that straight, Abbiapple!

Posted by: Ogre at November 22, 2005 08:29 PM (uSCkp)

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