Reporters Join Senators in Lunacy

Apparently liberals in t' Senate now have deduced a new way t' provide scientific proof: anecdotal evidence! Aye, accordin' t' news reports, four liberal Senators, two Republican liberals and two Democrat liberals, be "gatherin' evidence" o' "human-induced global warmin'" by interviewin' Canadians and Alaskans.

Am I t' only one who sees t' total insanity here? Even t' reporters o' this news be completely sucked in. Because thar may be global warmin', and because they can find people who say thin's have changed in their own lifetimes, these lunatics, given legitimacy by t' insanity o' t' press, claim that humans be destroyin' t' world!

Just because I can find ten people who believe one thin' doesn't mean another thin' be true. This logic be so far from reality, I can't believe this doesn't appear on t' funnies page. First logical problem -- just because you observe and can interview a number o' people that relate what they have seen in their lifetime, how in t' WORLD can you apply those findin's t' t' entire planet and t' entire history o' t' world? That's absolute insanity!

T' second major problem be even if they're starboard and that thin's be different for those people they've personally interviewed, and thar be some sort o' global effect, because a few people have observed a change doesn't mean you have ANY evidence that any other people have ANYTHING t' do with that!

Again, these Senators be complete and total idiots, as be t' reporter. If I had any respect at all port for these people, I surely do not now. South Carolina, did you really have any clue when you elected this liberal ass?

Posted by: Ogre at 06:36 AM

Comments

1 " t' total" LOL! Posting in pirate talk too... But no dressing. The folks you work with will be sorely disppointed.

Posted by: Bou at September 19, 2005 07:45 AM (5JHEt)

2 Yar. Those who be knowin' me onboard be happy I be not a'dressin' too!

Posted by: Ogre at September 19, 2005 07:54 AM (/k+l4)

3 Ar' Matey! T' World be a endin! The sky be a fallin!

Posted by: Jay at September 19, 2005 08:14 AM (2FcUc)

4 Aye, but as long as me ship's afloatin' there's treasure to be had!

Posted by: Ogre at September 19, 2005 08:35 AM (/k+l4)

5 Arghhh!

Posted by: Oddybobo at September 19, 2005 09:15 AM (6Gm0j)

6 Aye!

Posted by: Ogre at September 19, 2005 10:00 AM (/k+l4)






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