French continue to Hate

The French continue to hate America. I know this isn't news to most people. In this case, the French are mad because an American, the amazing Lance Armstrong, won the French bike race so many times.

Tour de France director Jean-Marie Leblanc is claiming that Lance was using illegal drugs when he won the first championship in 1999. A look at the details does beg some questions -- Jean is basing his claims on an "anonymous" sample, claiming to have matched the sample up with Mr. Armstrong. If the sample was anonymous, how in the world did it get matched to Mr. Armstrong? Lance Armstrong himself questions how those results were leaked to newspapers and how they were matching himself.

In addition, Jean shows his French bias and misunderstanding of reality when he claims that Armstrong owes it to the world to explain "Why, How, By Whom?" You see, Mr. Marie, the onus is actually on YOU to prove your allegations first. To claim that "someone" has shown you he was doping is meaningless. That would be akin to me claiming that Mr. Marie had a banana up his rear during the last meeting of the Tour de France committee, and it was up to HIM to prove he didn't.

Finally, he showed his Frenchness by speaking with Lance Armstrong for 30 minutes by telephone and never once made any allegations or suggestions to Mr. Armstrong that there were any problems. He only made his accusations through the press. Typical two-faced idiot.

People of France, this is how you're perceived around the world because this is the type of person that makes your national press. Are you proud?

Posted by: Ogre at 03:02 PM

Comments

1 Sigh.

Posted by: vw bug at August 25, 2005 04:41 PM (coJPb)

2 F*** you, Republitards!

Posted by: Don Myers at August 25, 2005 04:51 PM (eDSy+)

3 I love well-reasoned, civil debate. Don't you?

Posted by: basil at August 25, 2005 05:33 PM (4Ek1C)

4 And an interesting post to place such a comment upon. I guess he's French.

Posted by: Ogre at August 25, 2005 05:57 PM (L0IGK)

5 Basil- It's the intelligence that I find astounding. Such depth to his vocabulary...

Posted by: Bou at August 25, 2005 09:04 PM (5JHEt)

6 another example of Gallic imbecility and Vacuousness.Don if you can't make a more intelligent argument than this post someplace else,I have a very low threshold and tolerance for lamebrains.

Posted by: Lisa gilliam at August 25, 2005 09:17 PM (Nl0JZ)

7 But hey, the punctuation and capitalization were correct, in as much that the f-word can be a verb.

Posted by: Ogre at August 26, 2005 06:02 AM (L0IGK)

8
I clicked on his site and puked.

Posted by: tomslick at August 26, 2005 09:25 AM (xNjHI)

9 I guess there should be a warning -- although I'm pretty sure it's a detailed trolling.

In case anyone else reads and wants to follow the link, be warned what will appear is not safe for work, nor is it safe for normal, sane people.

Posted by: Ogre at August 26, 2005 09:35 AM (/k+l4)






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