Liberal Heretics
Oh dear. The environmental lunatic lefties are going to be mad at this one. According to "real scientists,"
new research suggests that the coming and going of major ice ages might result partly from our solar system's passage through immense, snakelike clouds of exploding stars in the Milky Way galaxy.
Oh my. If this is even remotely true, the lefties are really in trouble. The article was published in the far-left San Francisco Chronicle, so they did start out trying to bash the results before they even reported them -- the very first words of the article are "It might sound preposterous..." You see, the entire leftist religion (and yes, it IS a religion), is based on man being primarily evil and bent on total destruction of the earth. People like algore actually believe one of the worst creations of man was the internal combustion engine. They spend their lives trying to prove how many insects are killed by exhaust fumes. The spend billions of dollars of taxpayer money trying to prove global warming, and trying to prove global warming is the fault of YOU for being so greedy. If there is evidence that alleged global warming might be caused by cosmic events, the entire religion of the left is gone. Get ready for this one to be squashed, discredited, ignored, and the scientists that are proposing this had better not have any adopted children... (Hat tip to Mensa Barbie.)
Comments
1
Oh surely these scientist must be kooky mad scientists like the one that created Frankenstein Kerry. We can all see that global warming is melting the polar caps, and global overfreezing them at the same time. Its immenent threat. Haven't you seen the movie "The Day After Tomorrow"? Ha, you thought it was science fiction did you?
I'm all for protecting the environment, but this whole global warming, climate crap is a joke.
I'm all for protecting the environment, but this whole global warming, climate crap is a joke.
Posted by: Jay at August 09, 2005 12:35 PM (2FcUc)
2
Jay, you don't get it. It's YOUR fault that there is global warming. That's been the mantra from the left for decades! YOU caused global warming, and the only way we can stop it is for YOU to ride on a bus instead of driving a car.
That's why theories like this one will be either completely ignored or vehemently attacked -- it seriously conflicts with the left's view of the world.
That's why theories like this one will be either completely ignored or vehemently attacked -- it seriously conflicts with the left's view of the world.
Posted by: Ogre at August 09, 2005 12:51 PM (/k+l4)
3
ok, I admit it! It is my fault, all my fault. I know it was all that White Rain I put in my hair back in the day. I had to look presentable though for the county fair ya know!
Posted by: oddybobo at August 09, 2005 12:53 PM (6Gm0j)
4
The libazoids will say that it is all a Bush lie.
Seriously, I believe, through reading the materials, that man does have an impact on global warming, but is in conjunction with other factors, such as normal earth temperature trends, and what you have blogged. Certainly, things such as ocean pollution and deforestation contribute to higher temps, both locally and world wide. But to what extent? The lefties would have us believe that the cyclical warming and cooling periods never happened before, and that man is the only one responsible.
The biggest part of this whole issue is the one that is ignored. Typically, there is a warmer trend before a much cooler trend. Is man's contribution to the warmer trends enough to limit or stop the cooler trend (which usually ends in an ice age?)
Seriously, I believe, through reading the materials, that man does have an impact on global warming, but is in conjunction with other factors, such as normal earth temperature trends, and what you have blogged. Certainly, things such as ocean pollution and deforestation contribute to higher temps, both locally and world wide. But to what extent? The lefties would have us believe that the cyclical warming and cooling periods never happened before, and that man is the only one responsible.
The biggest part of this whole issue is the one that is ignored. Typically, there is a warmer trend before a much cooler trend. Is man's contribution to the warmer trends enough to limit or stop the cooler trend (which usually ends in an ice age?)
Posted by: William Teach at August 09, 2005 12:55 PM (cuTsc)
5
"White Rain" was one of the best for shooting fireballs -- it ignited JUST right...
Indeed, Teach -- imagine if man was actually helping to reduce or even eliminate an ice age? I think I'm going to go run my lawn mower for awhile...
Indeed, Teach -- imagine if man was actually helping to reduce or even eliminate an ice age? I think I'm going to go run my lawn mower for awhile...
Posted by: Ogre at August 09, 2005 12:58 PM (/k+l4)
6
I've put a detailed response to this post over on Swerve Left (http://swerveleft.blogspot.com).
Posted by: Karlo at August 09, 2005 02:07 PM (r65rq)
7
But Final Net was the better choice for potato guns. I guess it is my fault. Sorry Earth.
I will reconsider burning my cermonial tire on Al Gores BD next year.
I will reconsider burning my cermonial tire on Al Gores BD next year.
Posted by: Tomslick at August 09, 2005 02:34 PM (xNjHI)
8
Thanks for the detailed response, Karlo, I'll get you a new post asap... 
And Tomslick -- wasn't it? I sweat Final Net burned better than another other airborne propellant that I could get my hands on...
And Tomslick -- wasn't it? I sweat Final Net burned better than another other airborne propellant that I could get my hands on...
Posted by: Ogre at August 09, 2005 03:48 PM (L0IGK)
9
Yes Ogre, detailed studies showed white rain merely made potatoes bounce off windshields whereas final net cracked them.
Not that I was involved in such behavior. It's just valuable info from a reliable source.
Not that I was involved in such behavior. It's just valuable info from a reliable source.
Posted by: Tomslick at August 09, 2005 04:11 PM (xNjHI)
Posted by: birdwoman at August 09, 2005 04:39 PM (vR7Sl)
11
Good point, Birdwoman -- I bet people in MN and Canada don't mind it so much!
Posted by: Ogre at August 09, 2005 04:45 PM (L0IGK)
12
Oh, and Karlo? I'll get the detailed response to your post up tomorrow am.
Posted by: Ogre at August 09, 2005 04:45 PM (L0IGK)
13
Tomslick -- I think this may call for detailed scientific examination -- if I can get my hands on some cans of that stuff. Maybe at the flea market...
Posted by: Ogre at August 09, 2005 04:47 PM (L0IGK)
Processing 0.0, elapsed 0.007 seconds.
18 queries taking 0.0049 seconds, 21 records returned.
Page size 10 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.8 beta.