Pig Fat
This is a pig:
This is a pig's ear:
Pig's ears, as I have seen them, are sold in many places in this country, usually a treats for dogs. Once again, I present a strong deterrent for terrorists and mass transit in this country:
Place a pig's ear at the entranceway to every mass transit vehicle (train, plane, bus) and force every person who wants to ride to touch the pig's ear. The twisted muslim terrorists will NOT touch it because if they die right after touching it, they will not go to their paradise.
It might not stop them completely, but it sure will slow them down!
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Posted by: Ogre at
02:02 PM
Comments
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I agree, we should all go the extra mile. And it's true... a friend of mine has a wonderful, old, pet pig and has never had a problem with terrorists.
(*...*) <--- grin
Posted by: mensaB at July 22, 2005 03:29 PM (TOHVc)
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This sort of thing is already in place. We used it to great effect during the IRA bombings. If you were Catholic, as I am, you had to spit on a picture of Our Lady before being granted entry to a bus or train. The terrorists would run off, screaming, and go blow up a pub instead.
Posted by: Sally at July 22, 2005 04:48 PM (wrm6o)
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If the passengers started carrying these, that would help too. The terrorist would worry that a piece of blown-up pig's ear would touch them when the bomb exploded.
This might be a good grass-roots way to get something effective going, without the PC crowd being able to cry government sponsorship of intolerant behavior (or whatever BS they would come up with). If Mr. Muslim doesn't blow us all up, he has nothing to worry about.
Posted by: Echo Zoe at July 22, 2005 05:10 PM (K+h36)
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I wonder if I could start a charity -- giving out free pig's ears to travelers near mass transit stations...
Posted by: Ogre at July 22, 2005 05:27 PM (L0IGK)
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Wait, blow up a pub? Those bastards.
Posted by: Ogre at July 22, 2005 05:34 PM (L0IGK)
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You are too much Ogre! Really, very brilliant. But then they'll start recruiting, er, infidel pig-farmers? (I can't name any other ethnic or stereotyped USA group, such as XXXXX or XXXXXX, or especially Southern XXXXX XXXXXX, lest I offend anyone).
(whoops)
Posted by: The MaryHunter at July 22, 2005 07:38 PM (SRaIZ)
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Now for sale:
Ogre Brand Pig's Ears: Guaranteed to fend off mulsim terrorists bastards quicker than underwear on their head.
Posted by: Ogre at July 22, 2005 07:45 PM (L0IGK)
Posted by: vw bug at July 22, 2005 08:15 PM (i7MTM)
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It's cheap, I'll buy more.
That could be a good side effect.
Ogre's Pig Fat -- protects against terrorists on your way to work, feeds the hungry on the way home.
Posted by: Ogre at July 22, 2005 09:23 PM (L0IGK)
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Will carrying a jar of pickeled pigs feet work too? People can snack at the same time. Well, some people. I don't actually like pickeled pig's feet...
Posted by: Bou at July 22, 2005 09:51 PM (5JHEt)
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You know, I'm not sure how pickling something affects the muslim terrorist religion...
Posted by: Ogre at July 22, 2005 10:00 PM (L0IGK)
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Lets make all the seats in planes, trains, buses and other public transportation out of pig leather, too.
Posted by: Seg at July 23, 2005 12:45 AM (uMX+e)
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Another excellent idea! I wonder if they would not sit on pig leather seats!
Posted by: Ogre at July 23, 2005 08:41 AM (L0IGK)
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A perfect prison for Islamic terrorists, no barbed wire or walls, just surrounded by bags of pork rinds.Let's issue stale, (pork) hot dogs to all of our troops, instead of grenades first, just chuck a hot dog at any Islamifascist for effect. Or better yet like in Air America, air drop pigs. Drop them on all Islamifascist hideouts first prior to troops.
Posted by: Steve Anderson at August 30, 2005 01:48 AM (NsHyJ)
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I can see the "torture" cells now -- a pig sty!
Posted by: Ogre at August 30, 2005 05:43 AM (L0IGK)
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