Bye, Barney
Don Knotts died today at 81.
In a jailhouse, down in Dixie
Fightin' crime and riskin' lives
Dwelled a Sheriff and his buddy
Pistol Packin' Barney Fife Oh my darlin', oh my darlin',
Oh my darlin' Barney Fife
He's a deadly crime-stopper
What a copper, Barney Fife Then one day there come-a-ridin'
Two bad men to rob a bank
But Fife was tricky, a dead-eye dickie
And now they're locked up in the tank Oh my Barney, oh my Barney
had a jail and couldn't lock it
had one bullet for his pistol
had to keep it in his pocket.
Posted by: Warren Kelly at 07:48 PM
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Don Knotts was born in Mo-town, WV. There's a pretty sweet Don Knotts Boulevard there.
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Posted by: Ryan DeBarr at February 28, 2006 11:50 AM (EZnB/)
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